Super Volcano 390 Miles from London wakes up

Who would bail you out financially if England got ****ed?

 

Different type of volcano. Etna is a composite sheild volcano. It is built like a composite volcano (St. Helens, Montserrat, Pinatubo) but flows and erupts like a sheild volcano (Hawaiian volcanoes). Composite volcanoes erupt explosively but not on the scale of this German volcano if it were to erupt, the German one is a caldera volcano (much like the one under Yellowstone). Not really a volcano as such but a weak point in the crust where magma can form chmbers and build serious pressure. The shoddy jouralism here compares this caldera one to Pinatubo if it erupts but in reality if this baby blows Pinatubo will look like a fieworks diplay in comparison.
Closer to describe this eruption would be the eruption of Krakatoa, the damage radius would be much bigger than on the map they provide.

 

That's whit I was gonny say.

 

Wouldn't need a bail out as we wold be free from the 6% interest rate. Also England owes Ireland more money than Ireland owes England. Strange but true

 

I hear there is oil under this lake, lets start drilling

 

The bigger problem is that the blast will destory the hardon collider thingy under Switzwerland. If that thing goes up won't it take out the entire western hemisphere?

 

No it will just break it

 

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Strombolian = Etna

Vulcaian = Vesuvius

Pelean = Mt. St Helens

Plinian = Pinatubo

 

Yeah, I'm sure you'd be fine. I'm sure you must make billions selling Kiss Me I'm Irish T-shirts and selling guns to Columbia.

 

That takes me back to my teenage years <squeezingzits>

 

I seem to have bored everyone off the thread

 

ha ha does no one fancy chipping in on a 1 way flight for toby and saints4skin over there