...or even worse - he's been recruited to the Pouchy school of ****ish wummery!
I’m not recruiting a ****ing Mackem! What sort of twatty low blow is that? Lower than a snakes belly.
...or even worse - he's been recruited to the Pouchy school of ****ish wummery!
Nonsense. As if someone would let Pouchy near a school.
I’m not recruiting a ****ing Mackem! What sort of twatty low blow is that? Lower than a snakes belly.
You do realise I’m a teacher?
You do realise I’m a teacher?
I thought you were Barry the Builder??
No I think I'd have remembered that as I'm a teacher.
The nations future is ****ed
Aye - we'll have no decent buildings![]()
You REALLY shouldn't be doing that pouchy! This is EXACTLY what I was worrying about.

You REALLY shouldn't be doing that pouchy! This is EXACTLY what I was worrying about.
Are we allowing ***** jokes now? You bastards won’t even let me post fake celeb porn but this is ok?
Not at all! In no way is it ok.
But seeing as it's aimed at you.........
Can I be allowed a fake celeb porn pic as compensation? I’ve got a cracker.
Can I be allowed a fake celeb porn pic as compensation? I’ve got a cracker.
Like this?Can I be allowed a fake celeb porn pic as compensation? I’ve got a cracker.