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Off Topic Sunderland v Wolves Sweepstake

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, May 3, 2018.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Half time or full time? <whistle>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Attendance at the start of the game - 32,001.

    Attendance for the second half - whoosh they've left 13,001.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    I was going to say 32,001 and that 1 was going to be me :bandit:
    but there will be :bandit::bandit::bandit: of us
    so I'm going for 32003

    1 -3 and a good <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Blimey <whistle>

    After half time, when all the mackems have gone, it will be time to sing the Blaydon Races :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    I will be whistling "always look on the bright side of life"
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    There will be 173, 000, 000( according to Fredor ) and Sunderland will parade this season's Golden Sh!t on the Seat trophy round the ground in an open top bus, only for the bus to run over Jack Rodwell, spilling his weeks wages of 70,000 pound coins. In the ensuing rush to pocket the said coins 172, 999 were crushed to death and the one remaining survivor sadly took his own life when he realised he'd be the only f@cker left to watch them get relegated again next season.
    The match was abandoned with Wolves 31-0 and everyone lived happily ever after.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Are we talking “official” attendance or “real” attendance?
     
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    I think we're going to have to take LaLaLands word for it.
    No doubt the attendance figure will be taken from the land of make believe, but what else can you base it on.
    Being a Cheat yourself Trev, surely you can understand their need to stretch the truth a bit......
     
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    We could always ask the lads on here who are going to do a head count (it will be easier at half time when wolves are two up and the mackems have left as per the norm).
     
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    Their piss poor support have been cruelly exposed this year.

    15,000.

    Wolves to win 1-4.
     
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    3-2 to Wolves
     
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    35K attendence, its the last chance to boo the players this season and Short period, so I think they'll be out in force.

    1-1 draw as neither team can move position.

    TBH I'm more interested in Burton, Bolton, Birmingham and Barnsley games as the glow will explode into a supernova if Burton stay up. COME ON THE BREWERS!

    Edit: Also Birmingham play Fulham and Reading (also on 43 points) play Cardiff, two massive games affecting the top and bottom of the table for relegation and auto promotion!
     
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    This. It would be great if little Burton can stay up.
     
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    I know people will think I'm crazy, but I believe Sunderland will win 3 - 0.

    No, really.
     
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    Sunderland beat Wolves and therefore seal promotion #mackem logic
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mods, I thought Winnet Stain was banned?
     
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