Match Day Thread Sunderland v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Not sure he's meeting us but ****ing hell can you imagine?

 

Well you won't have to worry about celebrating when we score. I can't see where the enjoyment is really? At least if you're in with our lot you'll get a laugh. You should have said, I never took up the option on applying due to having made plans already.

 

Oh the ironing...

 

WTF?

 

As irony comes up in much of our every day lives, so does the ironing for many a house wife out there (sexism allowed). So when something ironic happens to you…(which is not uncommon when Bri is about)

Picture of an ironing board for you Comm..

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There's no 'ironing'() about it. You don't come on the Sunderland for me to defend anybody do you? You're too scared. You play ACS' hero when I'm having having direct(quoted) conversation with him No 'ironing' there fella, it's world apart. Me defending decent Sunderland fans as you take the piss behind their backs like a loser, to you defending a Mod on the same thread on his own board... Ironing board!

 

Am honestly tempted.
As a Yorkie lad by birth, free beer is like a magnet to me tight inner self.
My mate said he normally camps in the Wheatsheaf on derby day (is that the boozer opposite?)

 

I could buy him a beer.


in a plastic glass

 

Well you're welcome by me fella. Like I said, all just banter on here from me. But like I said best make sure you run it past the lads, I don't want a pub turning on you to be on my head.

The Wheatsheaf is just round the corner from where I drink, if it's easier (which it clearly will be safer)I could pop in to meet you there instead?

 

Thats the Colliey Tavern. The Whearsheaf is about a 2 minute walk. Nice and friendly...(honest)

 

You sure there's no ironing now Bri? Its not clear from your post.

Go on then, I'll humiliate you again seen as you like it so much:

- there is a lot ironing to be done in your household, stacks of it. You are well known as a certain posters labradoodle. Why I'm not sure because Smug has always been able to and enjoyed dealing with posts about himself.
- Only you could think a forum is scary. The irony being I posted on your board long before you joined this forum or the previous incarnation until I was banned for bad behaviour. Have you ever considered that I just don't find your board all that interesting so just scan it now and again?
- You are posting on a board I frequent. Imagine if no one ever commented on thread conversations they weren't originally involved in? What a weird world you live in.
- I rarely take the piss out of your posters. Off the top of my head I can only think of Smug, you, RAW, and Fredor. And Comm of course. I have done so in conversation with them all.

I think you've been rinsed again. Better luck next time

 

The last time I went to SoL was under the same circumstances (corporate though that time) and it fekking killed me if I'm honest.

It was the 1-4 game (ironically Shearer's last one) and I bet on Toon to win 3-1 and 4-1 so I was in the £££ that day.
I also remember vividly sitting on my hands like in a lap dancing club getting funny looks from those around me as I made a muffled noise like I needed a crap when each goal went in.

There were a lot of mags that day in the corporate bit and a few of them were actually escorted away by stewards as they went nuts when the goals went in.

Walking out of the ground via the main entrance (also used by corporates) where the players came out was quite funny too as one wee lad asked for my autograph, thinking I was probably a Toon player.

Right behind me was Alan Shearer on his crutches too as the Lion of Gosforth exited competitive football.

I was sober that derby day and literally raced back to Consett and went straight out on the piss to 'let off steam' and reflect on a great day.

Another strange thing to happen that day was that, when I walked over to my car opposite the main entrance, there was a condom, in it's packet, unopened stuck under the windscreen wiper blade.

To this day I haven't as clue as to why it was there and who put it there. (there were no other cars with free blobs on).



The other option for the day is to go down to Bridlington to watch it with my Mackem family and take up another offer I've received for the same day... a free ticket to see a friend of mine and his band (SEAFRET) play a homecoming gig. They're a top, top band and have been pushed by the BBC in recent weeks.

 

They obviously worked out you are a complete cock with no self control.

 

I remember going into one boozer the last time (right opposite that hump back bridge which goes past the ALS office) and I had my suit on. Was getting funny looks as they thought I was either going to court or a rozzer and was one of only two people without the mackem colours on that day.

 

They did.

They even handed me lots of tissues as I went out to take my seat and said 'here mate, given that you're a complete ****er you'll be needing these'.
Thoughtful folk.

 

****ing hell you never fail do you?

Don't even need bait with you. One word to albert and I've got you.

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Don't you just love it Mags set themselves up for their own logic. But Hacky, if can prove I've interjected to defend smug on the Sunderland board while he's in mid conversation with yourself than go ahead and prove the ironing.

 

"I'm just baiting"..."But prove it"

Also known as - I'm not baiting and being made to look very silly. Back in your box Bri.

 

I'm not being made to look silly, It's not me jumping in to protect my mod like a batty boy. Try and throw over things up all you want, I'm still on about that. You set camp in Albert's Clay pit there's a good boy.

 

Apologies lads I'll get this back on topic again once Bri finishes trying to wind himself up.

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That Funky has really tied himself up in knots again I see. I'd be careful Pouchy as he ran off to the Supermods last time crying when you skinned him.

It's good he's back though. Just in time for Derby Day.