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Match Day Thread Sunderland v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Woah woah woah...

    Please see this informative and scientifically astute presentation for a better understanding of Armadillo penis length... It will open your eyes... As an armadillo's penis could, at about 60 paces...
    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_is_an_armadillo's_penis?#slide2
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't you be angry if somebody said you wore a skirt?
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

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    I don't know what it is, but as a married man I have to fight the ladies off from getting their hands up the kilt to see what lies beneath, and sometimes succeed in stopping them..
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Not if they were a regular at powerhouse...





    Otherwise yes, very angry...
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I'm going to start wearing a skirt to work!
     
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    You mean you actually try to stop them?
     
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    You'd better wear a full length one so as not to scare the kids at the airport. Just in case they've seen 'Snakes on a Plane' <ok>
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Unless they have a magnifying glass I think I'm fine <whistle>
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    A case of clip clop clunk?
     
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    Well you have to put up a token resistance just in case one of them knows our lass!!!
     
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    I like your style. <ok>
     
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    Going to give it a try Obi?
     
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    What trying to put my hand up MrRAWhite's kilt? No way! <yikes>
     
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    Cluck cluck cluck.
     
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    Going to get my head down and get my beauty sleep, night guys.
     
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    Well the kilt comes to just below the knee, so you would only need to go a little way up to satisfy your erm! curiosity..
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    i'm a giraffe ya daft bastard gerraway!

    please log in to view this image
     
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    They certainly know how to neck!
     
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    So it's not your knee you're scratching when you scratch just above the hem of your kilt?
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

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    That's right cock!
     
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