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Oldsparkey

Oldsparkey

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1) The new lights are magic, the pitch was just tragic, thank you TG, have one on me.

2) The grass it gets greener, and Gerrard gets leaner, as Turner gets meaner, my underpants stay cleaner.

3) The Gunnar and Cowie, like Jagger and Bowie, strutting their stuff, they do more than enough.

4) Just give Whitts the ball, and their keeper sees **** all, as it flies past 'is 'ead, and leaves 'im for dead.

Anyone got a number 5, 6, 7 etc......<whistle>
 
thank goodness for taylor, he's better than naylor, not so much in attack, but definitely at the back

MM's a breath of fresh air, so we don't all dispair, when all is confusion, an inspired substitution

Miller's no Bothroyd, but won't get an asteroid, from sitting on the grass, he's waiting for a pass


By the way, we are only 2 points worse off at the moment than at the same time last season. - doesn't rhyme that!!

Reminds me of:

roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhyme
but this one doesn't
 
To write a poem, should be a breeze,
Rattle it off with panache and ease
Easy to write some words that rhyme,
Get it done in less than half time.

I'll turn too the greats for inspiration,
Save on time and perspiration,
Shakespeare, Byron, Wordsworth, Shelley,
That funny woman off the telly.

It's not as easy as I first thought,
I've tried and tried, come up with nought,
We are doing better than expected,
After Jay and all the rest defected.

Malky McKay has been an inspiration,
He's given the fans some expectation,
To give him credit needs better than me,
I just haven't the knack for poetry!

Oh and we won.........again ;)
 
Don't want to get narky
But what's happened to Bartley
Now he's got a girlfriend in tow?

Call me old fashioned
But mascots and passion
Can lead to trouble as we know.

Ask Donny Dog:

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Hard fought result yesyerday.
 
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