Fat Boy and ScotMag said you were wasted but Denmark is a fair distance from Consett . You seriously shouldn't be allowed to drink for your own safety.
The taxi driver said "where to?" and in his drunken stupor, Chippy blurted in his Consett lingo "Aar'hus".
3pm tor me. Coffee Guinness for energy. Then Broon and Brewdog through match before strong stuff to drown the sorrows later.