Transfer Rumours Summer window thread

[Fox Mulder]

If Agent Rafa blows out James and brings that lump of **** in, then he’s making it too obvious.

We’re proper in the **** this season.

Longstaff is on his way there mate

 

[Tel (they/them)]

If Agent Rafa blows out James and brings that lump of **** in, then he’s making it too obvious.

We’re proper in the **** this season.

He’s a grafter, which sounds perfect for Benitez, and he’s got an absolute rocket of a right foot that he uses once per season. Can’t pass for **** though, he’s utter mince

Bet you’d take Beanz over him eh.

 

[Tobes]

Longstaff is on his way there mate

Straight swap for Tom Davies bro, you heard it here first.

 

[Tobes]

He’s a grafter, which sounds perfect for Benitez, and he’s got an absolute rocket of a right foot that he uses once per season. Can’t pass for **** though, he’s utter mince

Bet you’d take Beanz over him eh.

From what I’ve seen of him he’s ****ing awful, hopefully just lazy journo ****e.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Straight swap for Tom Davies bro, you heard it here first.

Aye he's **** him.. I think he's better than Longstaff though

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Tobes finding out how it felt for us to go from Fergie to Moyes.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

From what I’ve seen of him he’s ****ing awful, hopefully just lazy journo ****e.

It’s Fabrizio Romano bro, about as reliable as news reporters get. Here We Go!

 

[Tobes]

Aye he's **** him.. I think he's better than Longstaff though

He’s got a better wardrobe, and in terms of sartorial elegance there’s no comparison, plus he’s a genuinely nice fella.

Shame he’s ****e tbh.

 

[remembercolinlee]

After that **** show the goons are gonna be bidding on every ****er

 

[duggie2000]

Tobes finding out how it felt for us to go from Fergie to Moyes.

But didn't you win things under Fergie

 

[duggie2000]

What did Everton win under Don Carlo

 

[Diego]

What did Everton win und Don Carlo

Don Carlo get's what don Carlo want's.
Well that certainly seems true, great move for him considering where he was at

 

[duggie2000]

Don Carlo get's what don Carlo want's.
Well that certainly seems true, great move for him considering where he was at

Yes what Don Carlo wants Don Carlo gets

A bigger club with ambition and a transfer policy

 

[Tel (they/them)]

But didn't you win things under Fergie

It was more about the lack of hope under his successor tbh Duggz

 

[duggie2000]

It was more about the lack of hope under his successor tbh Duggz

I know I meant it to be one message not two

Do you guys want Olle out or are you hoping he can get your squad to click

 

[Diego]

I know I meant it to be one message not two

Do you guys want Olle out or are you hoping he can get your squad to click

He has turned the club around attitude wise and brought in some great players that fit.
What remains to be seen now is if he knows how to use them, if he fails he will leave the next man with a great squad so no excuses for him.

 

[duggie2000]

We will be happy avoiding the bottom three and winning some cup games

Then try to strengthen next year

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I know I meant it to be one message not two

Do you guys want Olle out or are you hoping he can get your squad to click

In an ideal world he will miraculously learn how to manage a football game, but let’s be honest we’ve got more chance of seeing Kate Middleton getting spitroasted by Kevin Webster and Ginger Chesney than that happening.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Villarreal accepted a £40m offer from Tottenham for centre-back Pau Torres, but reports in Spain say that the player rejected the chance to move to the Premier League team

Another star rejects stint at HMP Levy

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

Chelsea’s sales this summer so far:

Tomori £25m
Guehi £20m
Giroud 1m
Moses £4m
Livramento £5m
Simu £1.5m
Bate £1.5m
Ugbo £4m
Abraham* £34m (agreed fee with Roma)

Total £96m + other players we sell and loan fees.

Lukaku & Bettenelli in for £97.5m

Net spent: £1.5m

Marina.

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