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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Mar 30, 2021.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Piskie needs to up his **** stirring game tbf. G’s like me and Slurps be popping **** from 1.5miles like hardened elite snipers and Piskie wades in with a spud gun and misses from point blank.

    DWB it though, we’ll sort his sights out.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Advert breaks mate ... watching a film ... back on ... laters <cheers>
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Ryan, slow down flower. Defaulting back to your joke book, chill mandem... nobody is going anywhere just now. Panicking **** ain’t good for the soul.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What ya watching Fosslar?
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ok, you're right.

    Thanks Man<laugh>
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Some Wimmin **** cos he's been taken over by em and they tell him what to do.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just realised that this monstrosity flapping sesh has broken out on my fantastic transfer thread. This thread is meant for informative predictions and discussion.
     
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    Tobes has taken my **** stick and lobbed it over next door's fence.

    I wasn't even **** stirring anyway <whistle>
     
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    Unlucky bro <laugh>
     
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    Probably buying old people **** off qvc actually, heated slippers and matching colostomy bag, stuff like that
     
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    Prometheus ... seen it before but watching with family and daughters haven't ...
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You've got no respect for the ignore button mate that's your problem.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’m gonna stick Sky on now and I bet I can predict what he’s watching....

    Right as far as I’m aware, there are no adverts on Sky Movies channels, nor on Netflix or Amazon, or Disney+ so using a simple rule of deduction...

    @FosseFilberto

    Is watching The Devil Wears Prada on Comedy Central
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Oooh... I was close.
     
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    Something with advert breaks every 6 minutes.
     
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    Like I said bro, you and comm share the same tastes. You've got the same picture hanging in your wall and the same secret desire for cock.

    Reckon comm could give you a run for your money if he you took you off ignore.
     
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    Sony Movies channel ... Virgin TiVo box ...
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    I’ve got Ricky Gervais Animals on.
     
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    Or just pause it whilst you get snacks and a top up ... technology eh? ... you need to to move with the times, Tiny .... laters perhaps <cheers>
     
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    Admit it Fos.

    You need to take a piss every 6 minutes don't you ?
     
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