You enjoy yourself pal

Gushing… literally foaming at the fact that your “bitter rivals” might sign one of the worlds best strikers and fun you for years is quite odd… but as I say, you’ve got nowt better to be excited about. Enjoy
We’ll see where he ends up. You never know, it could still be Newcastle… looking unlikely, but it’s not nailed on to be Liverpool.
Where is the bike you reference? Are the fans chasing him through the streets on it ala Gordon? Maybe he’d really down tools if they did that.