Transfer Rumours Summer transfers

You sure you don't fancy Harry? Really?

Be great in your back four.

We could even take Kane the other way to get him off your books. He'd be a good mentor for Hojlund.

 

Meeting between Levy and Bayern bloke called off. Not enough notes in the brown envelope Daniel was handed. Bayern bloke last seen in Seven Sisters looking for a cashpoint.

 

Probably dead now then.

Or mugged at the very least.

 

Attack the deal, sounds like something out of Team America. Attack the deal fck yeh!

 

Man united have good owners now ... attacking deals

 

I don't think the owners are doing the negotiating mate.

 

They're supplying the ammunition.

 

They're not bro. That would be the revenue from the club.

 

I suppose we should be grateful they haven't robbed the funds.

 

I thought they were selling up ? I think your takeover is entering the rhelms of the toons.

 

I never believed they were selling up. Said as much on our board months ago. The whole thing was an exercise which they got Raimes (or whatever the fck their name is) to do. It was Raimes that told the Arabs to put a bid in like some stalking horse.

 

I think it'll get done mate.

 

Good to see the OG avatar and name mate

Speaking of which, still haven't seen @Spurlock change his avi and username despite assuring us it would be done weeks ago

 

Bayern Munich could bid €100m for Harry Kane with Tottenham keen on Tel

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jul/28/bayern-munich-daniel-levy-meeting-harry-kane-bid

Thought @Tel (they/them) had standards .....

 

Unban me from general matchday thread please, i've done my time.

 

give me 30 seconds

 

I was wrongly banned tbh but i've decided to be the bigger man about it all.

 

Return lacks porn.

Welcome back tho