These jokes are so quorney. Time to give up the meat of the joke.
Oh dear, the bold part has already been done and the underlined part goes whoooosh! - straight over my head

These jokes are so quorney. Time to give up the meat of the joke.

good point, do you think this thread should be 'un-stuck' now (Dave, DH if you are online) so it can drop down?
I think this was discussed on the last page, as we might still see outgoing movements when the loan window opens, I think the consensus was to give it a bit of time. There's still some ongoing transfers too, what with Carlton Cole close to rejoining West Ham.
We've got to hit 250,000 views before it goes haven't we? We're not far away....
. Still, Gunners fans needn't worry, Arsenal were the third highest goal scorers in the Premier League last season, even with Giroud not firing on all cylinders. Now that they have Ozil, whose ability to set up chances for others is comparable to Messi's, I reckon they'll be more than fine. Who knows, Ozil is so good he might even help Bendtner score goals! 
May be a stupid question especially in light of Carlton Cole, but can we sign free agents whenever we like?
i think so, it's only contracted players you can sign in the window.
But, i'd have thought if they are signed AFTER naming your 25 man league team, which must be in a week or so, they cannot play in the league until the end of January
Unless they are under 21 I take it.
So who is a free agent that we would want? Anybody?
Pity our bet is off Munky, with Arsenal not succeeding in signing Suarez. Just imagine if they'd got him as well as Ozil. Still, Gunners fans needn't worry, Arsenal were the third highest goal scorers in the Premier League last season, even with Giroud not firing on all cylinders. Now that they have Ozil, whose ability to set up chances for others is comparable to Messi's, I reckon they'll be more than fine. Who knows, Ozil is so good he might even help Bendtner score goals!
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Ozil is indeed an absolutely superb player, though I'm not really convinced that he's just what Arsenal need as for me Cazorla does the creating chances brilliantly already - it's the lack of quality options to stick the ball in the net that could/will be their downfall. Giroud has come flying out of the block so far, but how long will he keep that up? And what happens when he dries up?
That notwithstanding Arsenal should now still have a very good chance of top four again this year, but are still miles and miles off challenging for the title![]()
We seem to be witnessing a new trend developing of clubs picking and choosing which clubs they will let players go to, even though they have said the player can leave at the right price. Liverpool owner John Henry said recently that, even if Suarez was sold, he would not be allowed to join Arsenal at any price. There were reports yesterday that Chelsea similary refused to let Demba Ba go to Arsenal on loan (though other reports said the deal fell through because Chelsea demanded an absurd "loan fee" which Arsenal refused to pay). IMO this trend is disgraceful and I hope at some point it is challenged in court.![]()

this has always happened! it's common sense management to not sell to a main rival and isn't a new trend![]()
Ozil is indeed an absolutely superb player, though I'm not really convinced that he's just what Arsenal need as for me Cazorla does the creating chances brilliantly already - it's the lack of quality options to stick the ball in the net that could/will be their downfall. Giroud has come flying out of the block so far, but how long will he keep that up? And what happens when he dries up?
That notwithstanding Arsenal should now still have a very good chance of top four again this year, but are still miles and miles off challenging for the title![]()

i know robbie is probably wetting his pants at the thought of ozil in an arsenal shirt but you can't help wonder whether the german's signing is to appease the fans apparent desire for a big name, big money signing rather than actually addressing their major problems, of which there are many. they are already very strong in midfield and have lots of similar players so in that respect, its a very odd signing but great for the premier league as he's a world class player. not sure it'll make arsenal any more likely to get into the top four or not but their squad is so brittle and as you say, are some distance from a title challenge.