Summer Transfers Mega-Thread

[Carbrooke Canary]

Nah, Steve Austin was the six million dollar man, way too cheap for good ole QPR!

 

[Norfolkbhoy]

Nah, Steve Austin was the six million dollar man, way too cheap for good ole QPR!

Well played sir. Good to see someone as old as me on the board!

 

[Beefforhire-NCFC]

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/queensparkrangers/id/1096?cc=5739#

I'm pretty sure this must have been put somewhere in this thread but I can't be bothered to dig.

Absolutely hilarious blog from a QPR fan whos head has gone to such an extent that NASA are actively searching for it.

My absolute favourite part is:
"As far as playing for England is concerned, it is possible he could learn a little about the set up from the three former England forwards we have at the club (Bobby Zamora, Andy Johnston, Shaun Wright-Phillips). I'm not sure how many Norwich have; I keep losing count. "

I laughed so much milk came out of my nose.

EDIT: Just seen Canary 737 has posted it, comedy gold!

 

[Bath-Canary]

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/queensparkrangers/id/1096?cc=5739#

I'm pretty sure this must have been put somewhere in this thread but I can't be bothered to dig.

Absolutely hilarious blog from a QPR fan whos head has gone to such an extent that NASA are actively searching for it.

My absolute favourite part is:
"As far as playing for England is concerned, it is possible he could learn a little about the set up from the three former England forwards we have at the club (Bobby Zamora, Andy Johnston, Shaun Wright-Phillips). I'm not sure how many Norwich have; I keep losing count. "

I laughed so much milk came out of my nose.

EDIT: Just seen Canary 737 has posted it, comedy gold!

really hope you were drinking milk at the time, if not i'd see a doctor

 

[Tony_Munky_Canary]

Can't believe they forgot England striker Jay Bothroyd

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

so what you're saying is quagers coming in, hobnobs coming out?

yes, but probably not in that order...

 

[Fenland Canary]

really hope you were drinking milk at the time, if not i'd see a doctor

All kinds of things come out of your nose as you get older!

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

As far as playing for England is concerned, it is possible he could learn a little about the set up from the three former England forwards we have at the club (Bobby Zamora, Andy Johnston, Shaun Wright-Phillips). I'm not sure how many Norwich have; I keep losing count.

who the funk is 'andy johnston'???

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/queensparkrangers/id/1096?cc=5739#

I'm pretty sure this must have been put somewhere in this thread but I can't be bothered to dig.

Absolutely hilarious blog from a QPR fan whos head has gone to such an extent that NASA are actively searching for it.

My absolute favourite part is:
"As far as playing for England is concerned, it is possible he could learn a little about the set up from the three former England forwards we have at the club (Bobby Zamora, Andy Johnston, Shaun Wright-Phillips). I'm not sure how many Norwich have; I keep losing count. "

I laughed so much milk came out of my nose.

EDIT: Just seen Canary 737 has posted it, comedy gold!

i've always been a big fan of writing articles when i'm truly enraged by something. they always make so much sense and aren't laughably over the top or completely deluded

 

[DHCanary]

So Hooper nearly signed, and positive noises from Italy about Quags? Get them in before the Sociedad game, and I'll be a very happy canary.

 

[K E M P]

These signings are not the kind of signings that a relegation favourite makes.

It will be very interesting I heard that Fulham may struggle and with the teams coming up we are looking pretty good.

 

[DHCanary]

Conference North side Colwyn Bay have signed Ade Akinbiyi as a player-coach. Didn't realise he was only 38 actually.

 

[canary on the weald]

hear,hear. I don't think anyone,in any division has been more positive than us this summer. top six?

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

These signings are not the kind of signings that a relegation favourite makes.

It will be very interesting I heard that Fulham may struggle and with the teams coming up we are looking pretty good.

kemp, the man who shall not be named... are we allowed to name him now?

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

hear,hear. I don't think anyone,in any division has been more positive than us this summer. top six?

no chance of top six! lets walk first before we try running...

even liverpool have struggled in recent years to break into the top six. michael laudrup said swansea (who are ahead of us as it stands) would need to spend £200m+ to break in and i agree with him.

 

[canary on the weald]

yeah, your right I know. wishful thinking! but I am well pleased with all the signings and the positivity. def top ten!

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

the signings so far have been positive, forward thinking and youthful (nash excluded).

 

[K E M P]

kemp, the man who shall not be named... are we allowed to name him now?

I think so........ Would rather wait till he is announced though.

 

[woodbine]

Think this has been one of the best transfer window for us in ages, can't remember being this excited about all these new signings.

Like super said, it's all been positive and addressing the problems we had last season.

 

[Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed]

Think this has been one of the best transfer window for us in ages, can't remember being this excited about all these new signings.

Like super said, it's all been positive and addressing the problems we had last season.

there's probably only the one missing link which is, well, a link man between midfield and attack.



and maybe another ball playing centre half, but i'm probably being greedy!