Off-topic, but Fulham have just been sold to an American. Rather than come out with "we're going to buy CL players and win the league in two seasons", he's said:
"Fulham is the perfect club at the perfect time for me. I want to be clear, I do not view myself so much as the owner of Fulham, but a custodian of the club on behalf of its fans, my priority is to ensure the club and Craven Cottage each have a viable and sustainable Premier League future that fans of present and future generations can be proud of. We will manage the club's financial and operational affairs with prudence and care, with youth development and community programmes as fundamentally important elements of Fulham's future."
If we ever have a rich foreign owner, that sounds exactly like the type of guy I'd want.