You won't be in it long enough to use him![]()
Keeps him fresh ready to bag a penalty against you lot then in it. Every cloud, bro.
£60m for donkey who falls over when the wind changes direction.
Tell me bro, other than Slurps who'd trying to style this disaster out
Who else from your board is actually happy at this transfer ?

Mate, Lego Head’s literally pinning his team’s hopes on Jesus performing miracles (pun intended!). Auba to Jesus is a huge step down.
Depends how you’re defining happy.
Does he improve our squad? Yes, better than Bergwijn and Lucas. So on that note there’s a sense of positivity that we’ve improved.
Was he the player most wanted and at the fee quoted? **** no.

We got the Fab special, here we go.
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Maybe we should listen to Pinkie
His posts are riddled with Pepe trauma
I think he wants to save us
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Richarlison is no where near as bad as being made out on here. Double figures in a terrible Everton team last year and stepped it up at the end to almost single handedly save them so got character too.
You'd have to think he'd improve in a better team and under one of best managers in the world too?
£60m is absolutely crazy money mind, as was the £50m that Everton paid for him for that matter. All transfer fees are inflated though and heading into his prime year's and giving good back up to Son then I think he's a decent signing.
Fancy Spurs for top 3 and a cup next year. Unless this means they're selling Kane![]()
we not selling Kane
im jealous that you’re getting to watch us on opening day tbh
wow what a star studded line up you’re about to witness
I got over Pepe a long time ago bro.
Your turn to spunk a wad of cash on a donkey now![]()

You’re the only one beating that drum with moron Munse and mentally scarred Sucky so it’s all good
those amongst us who know our footy
I.e Libby
know wagwaan

He just said Soton are gonna slap you about![]()
Thats clear bantZ mate…I’m talking about the player analysis from a bloke who watches live games and travels to 95 grounds a season…not a kant who watches it all fuzzy laggy 4 minute behind real time streams with random local sex ads popping up every 30 seconds to distort the view init.

Jesus fits our system so much better than Aubameyang, who was being played out wide, with Lacazette in the middle who couldn't hit a barn door. Arteta's style is based on a mobile front three. Martinelli, Jesus, Saka almost immediately looks like a better prospect than what we had last season.
Anyway bro, I'm glad for you that you're all scrabbling to find the positives in spending £60m on a pussy who falls over and cries every time somebody's shirt sleeve brushes him![]()
Your system’s nowhere near as good or as creative as City’s though and he struggled for regular goals there despite having KdB, the Silva’s, Mahrez, Foden etc in support of him. Pep never fully trusted him either, Pep’s a **** but he knows ballers.
Our donkey also has a better goals per game ratio for Brazil than your new star boy, lol. Jesus has 19 in 56 in comparison to Richarlison’s 14 in 36.
