Summer transfer window

Benteke ratio

Thought you'd be game

 

No minerals between you twos

Let's hope Munse has got something about him

Holla me after you've had a heart to heart guise

 

Im game for a decent bet.

Just One goal In 6 games wasn't one

 

Nunez vs Richarlison, new vs new, forward vs forward. Simples.... Fair.
Good bet


Or you gonna do a Dier Hard and not back ya new man?

 

Mark asked me to pass this message on to @Treble

 

Joke ting innit

 

You spuds making me laugh with all of your pussy ass bets tryna swerve the one I proposed

Straight up duel innit. Jesus v Richarlison

none of you want it

 

Says all you need need to know about how they rate him eh

 

That’s all I needed to know bruv

 

I don't even need to watch that (i'd rather nail my bollocks to a plank with a Hilti gun) but I do know that what he says I'll generally think the opposite, because he's a fake plastic **** who I'd probably kill if I ever met him, so all is good in the world if he's crying over something.

 

6 hand picked games out of 38 and none of you 2 are ready to back up your claim

I'll wait for big tits Munse...he might still have a set of balls tucked away somewhere

 

Hes just saying the glazers have fooled all the fans again with Eriksen’s signing.. Glaziers draggin their heels in the transfer market meaning you fall even further away from City and us.

 

6 hand picked games


Why not all 38 games?


I know why, but do you?

 

Dier hard wants to swap out Brazilian Benteke for their top striker

And Slurps wants just one goal in six games



None of them want a straight shoot out between Jesus and Richarlison.

speaks volumes

 

Alright so here’s a bet for Pinks and Sucky then, it incorporates everyone’s interests because:
It’s a squad game
It has the Brazilian Benteke involved
The City reject involved
The Uruguayan that’ll be behind Carvahlo and Elliot involved

Kane, Son, Kulusevski and Richarlison
Vs
Salah, Diaz, Nunez and Firmino
Vs
Jesus, Martinelli, Saka and Pepe.

Combined highest scorers, either just in league or all comps - your guy’s choice.

We can do winner picks second and third’s usernames for a set duration.
Or Winner picks second’s, whilst second picks third’s for a set duration - again, your guy’s choice.

You literally can’t get any fairer than that for a bet as we all get a bit of what we want included into a bet.

 

ffs man

this ain’t complicated.

Jesus v Richarlison.

you’re either backing your man or you ain’t

 

Knew you’d bottle that.

 

You boys wear a cock on your heads.



says it all.

 

Swap me jota for Bobby and ill take it.


Coulda just kept it simple but you lot clearly have no trust in your managers new signings ability at all.


Like none