Typical teacher!!!Imagine posting stuff like that to you when your cooking in a greenhouse?
Term is still ongoing and rather than do his job and teach the kids he’s sloped off to have a barbecue in the School Greenhouse.

Typical teacher!!!Imagine posting stuff like that to you when your cooking in a greenhouse?

Typical teacher!!!
Term is still ongoing and rather than do his job and teach the kids he’s sloped off to have a barbecue in the School Greenhouse.
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Can you stop derailing the thread with unrelated topics pleaseCan you stop derailing the thread with unrelated topics please.
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What colour pants has everyone got on today? I've gone for stone grey
Nothings changed. We desperately need a right winger and a striker, then we equally desperately need to ship out Murphy and Gayle. Manquillo is probably surplus to requirements now. If anyone offers for Fede he's probably gone too, we keep Kell Watts as 4th choice (Lascelles remains 5th).
The only position I'm willing to give the benefit to is CM. I think it should line up as Joelinton, Bruno and Willock left to right, with Anderson, Shelvey and Longstaff as backup. But you'd have to be blind/mental to think Almiron/Murphy and Wilson/Wood is good enough at this level.
Nothings changed. We desperately need a right winger and a striker, then we equally desperately need to ship out Murphy and Gayle. Manquillo is probably surplus to requirements now. If anyone offers for Fede he's probably gone too, we keep Kell Watts as 4th choice (Lascelles remains 5th).
The only position I'm willing to give the benefit to is CM. I think it should line up as Joelinton, Bruno and Willock left to right, with Anderson, Shelvey and Longstaff as backup. But you'd have to be blind/mental to think Almiron/Murphy and Wilson/Wood is good enough at this level.
I think/hope we'll line up with
Pope
Targett
Botman
Schar
Trippier
Bruno
Joelinton
Paquetta
Diaby
ASM
Wilson
with the backup's being
Dubz
Lewis
Burn
Lascelles
Kraft
Shelvey
Longstaff
Willock
Almiron
Fraser
Barbossa
Lewis? Who he?! I think Dummett will be backup LB, Lewis will be gone.
My only question mark on Diaby is everyone has him pegged as a left winger? I know Jacobs has now been claiming he's "open to the move" and he'd be a massive coup. But I agree there'll be one big arrival - probably RW as well, that seems to be the position Howe has earmarked as our most urgent - and a young striker. Then it'll be "can we find one last decent deal" probably in CM towards the end of the window, at which point the Saudis will pay £40m for two more shares and we'll buy Paqueta.
I am convinced we are waiting for more commercial deals before we make any more signings.Lewis? Who he?! I think Dummett will be backup LB, Lewis will be gone.
My only question mark on Diaby is everyone has him pegged as a left winger? I know Jacobs has now been claiming he's "open to the move" and he'd be a massive coup. But I agree there'll be one big arrival - probably RW as well, that seems to be the position Howe has earmarked as our most urgent - and a young striker. Then it'll be "can we find one last decent deal" probably in CM towards the end of the window, at which point the Saudis will pay £40m for two more shares and we'll buy Paqueta.
So he’s a right back then.Breakdown of Diaby's last 50 games
POSITIONS APPS AVERAGE RATING
Attacking Midfielder (Right) 23 -
Attacking Midfielder (Left) 15 -
Defensive Midfielder (Right) 4 6.8
Midfielder (Left) 2 -
Forward (Centre) 2 -
Attacking Midfielder (Centre) 2 5.8
Midfielder (Right) 1 -
Forward (Right) 1 -
So he’s a right back then.
I’d have him right now in our side. He’s rapid. And he’s got an eye for goal and creativity.I'd say inverted right forward personally
Lewis? Who he?! I think Dummett will be backup LB, Lewis will be gone.
My only question mark on Diaby is everyone has him pegged as a left winger? I know Jacobs has now been claiming he's "open to the move" and he'd be a massive coup. But I agree there'll be one big arrival - probably RW as well, that seems to be the position Howe has earmarked as our most urgent - and a young striker. Then it'll be "can we find one last decent deal" probably in CM towards the end of the window, at which point the Saudis will pay £40m for two more shares and we'll buy Paqueta.