Transfer Rumours Summer Transfer Window 2023

About £120k per year, which over 5 year gives us £600k extra for FFP purposes.

 

Your script writer is clearly doing over time.

 

Excellent, it will cover all Tonalis imported pasta

 

Might cover his pasta, but doubt it'll cover his tomatoes. Those bastards are expensive.

 

Or maybe enough of a 'thank you gift' to the chief administrator of the FFP regulations - as a small gesture of our appreciation for all their hard work and dilligence?

 

You wouldn’t be insinuating a bribe now would you?

 

Oh hell no. I would never suggest that. Just a small token as a gesture of good will. It's a thankless job and people don't appreciate how hard it must be to keep tabs on so many different calculations.

 

Incredibly, if we could just sell some of our dregs, even for very modest fees, we could be able to free up enough on FFP to sign another Tonali, another Barnes and another 30m squad player.

* not saying this is the most sensible use of the money, at all, but just goes to show what shifting some of those boys would give in breathing room.

 

But why did you use Mustard?

 

He only meant to use that for the **** ones, like Hayden and Hendrick.

 

It's not mustard, it's pineapple...

 

So we 'could' afford Kvaradona plus Livramento and still have some change.

Or maybe Diaby, Livramento plus a decent LB.

 

Why is everyone now saying targett’s crap? He was injured most of last season and couldn’t get his place back. Likewise everyone making out burn will get rinsed this year? He had a good season last year. Yeah he’s not the quickest or most extravagant creative wise but he’s solid.

Honestly think some fans (Chaos TM) are getting a bit too impatient and starting to get an expectancy about them a bit too quick.

 

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Well said Chippy McSporran from the Lost World.

 

I'm going to go all 'chaos' on you now, but you've replied directly to my post and where exactly did I say Targett was crap or Burn will get rinsed?

 

You said decent lb

 

Can't we have more than one?
We seem to be aiming for that in every other position.

 

At some point we've got to try and pinch the wage bill a bit, but essentially, yes.

 

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