Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

[Hoddle is a god]

So you admit it was Ceballos then and not Lo Celso as you claimed ?

I have a policy of never remembering these things, Pix.

 

[PINKIE]

I have a policy of never remembering these things, Pix.

That's why I'm here to remind you of your **** ups Kips

 

[Tel (they/them)]

That's why I'm here to remind you of your **** ups Kips

Calm down mate he’s got Dangerous Daz on speed dial.

 

[Big Ern]

Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and West Ham are all interested in signing Dynamo Kiev's 20-year-old Ukraine international Mykola Shaparenko. (Caught Offside)


Anyone give the Spanners a chance of signing him?

None at all, for the simple reason we've bought a better AM already.

There's more truth in the Balotelli rumours

 

[Sucky]

Liverpool's English midfielder James Milner, 33, says he is unsure about his long-term future at the club even though he wants to extend his stay. (Liverpool Echo)

In other words, Klipperty is opening the door and forcing him to "walk alone."

Well he is well into his 30s mate what's ya point here?

 

[PINKIE]

Calm down mate he’s got Dangerous Daz on speed dial.

I ain't scared of the Dorset 3 bruv.

Reckon that Daz bloke is as much as a pussy as Kipper.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Well he is well into his 30s mate what's ya point here?

He hasn’t got one mate, he’s balls deep in a Cornish pasty and spaffing our random gossip at the minute.

 

[Sucky]

I ain't scared of the Dorset 3 bruv.

Reckon that Daz bloke is as much as a pussy as Kipper.

Brave talk that bro.
Daz is a nuttah
Ask the local sheep how hard he is

 

[Sucky]

He hasn’t got one mate, he’s balls deep in a Cornish pasty and spaffing our random gossip at the minute.

Can't wait to see how poch turns sessingon into a world beater like the rest of the squad tbh. That'll shut us up

 

[PINKIE]

Can't wait to see how poch turns sessingon into a world beater like the rest of the squad tbh. That'll shut us up

Sessegnon might win a trophy with England one day, so that the Spuds can claim it.

 

[Sucky]

Sessegnon might win a trophy with England one day, so that the Spuds can claim it.

They don't need to as @PleaseNotPoll pointed out they won the International Champions Cup.

Whatever that is.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

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Been busy Kipps?

 

[PINKIE]

He hasn’t got one mate, he’s balls deep in a Cornish pasty and spaffing our random gossip at the minute.

Kipper's had a mare today. He got put through the rinse cycle over his one season wonder Salah **** up earlier, and he's been lashing out ever since.

 

[Dier Hard]

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Been busy Kipps?

What a hero.

 

[PINKIE]

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Been busy Kipps?

beating off the pussy with a ****ty stick

Sounds just like a night down the Dorset Conservative club.

 

[Skylarker]

Fekir who Liverpool were after? Such a baller and now at Real Betis... da **** happened there?

****ed knees.

He failed a medical, not sure what's confused you bro?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I love reading the stories that go with them stupid pictures

 

[Tel (they/them)]

****ed knees.

He failed a medical, not sure what's confused you bro?

Do Liverpool have any money bro?

 

[FosseFilberto]

What a coup signing a Championship player!

BAM BAM (I believe is the established protocol)

 

[Skylarker]

Do Liverpool have any money bro?

**** loads.

We don't really need any players though Tel. Tough at the top mate.

We did our big spending on problem positions such as VVD and Allison. We'll add fullback cover and possibly a versatile forward. Other than that, no need.