Transfer Rumours Summer transfer rumour thread

[Tel (they/them)]

No one is saying what Tel is banging on about. He's just upset he's not going to Utd because of finances.... but is going to Spurs lol.

Well we all know you can spot a top player mate.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

He's frothing. One of Europe's hottest talents choosing Spurs over Utd

I say that without any bitterness that he's joining Spurs of course .....

**** you on about bro? We turned down Dybala.

 

[PINKIE]

**** you on about bro? We turned down Dybala.

 

[Stan]

The Lukaku transfer isn’t a done deal. He still needs to pass a medical. I reckon the Inter doctor is in for a good laugh.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Newcastle in for Steven Caulker.

Can only see that going well.

 

[Stan]

Have you done the Lukaku medical yet doc?

Not yet.

Why not?

He’s not arrived yet.

So what have you been doing?

Some fat lad asked for a check up and I felt sorry for him as he looked a right state.

 

[Skylarker]

Well we all know you can spot a top player mate.

Cheers

 

[Tel (they/them)]

It’s literally reported everywhere due to his agents demands. How did Arsenal get on negotiating with him?

 

[PINKIE]

It’s literally reported everywhere due to his agents demands. How did Arsenal get on negotiating with him?

We don't need him bruv, we've got Guendouzi.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

It’s literally reported everywhere due to his agents demands. How did Arsenal get on negotiating with him?

Calm down, Tel!

It’s only a game, mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Hey, Pix!

Remember when I said that Dybala would take less money to play under Poch, and you laughed hard in my face?

I really, really hope that doesn’t come back to haunt you, mate.

 

[PINKIE]

Hey, Pix!

Remember when I said that Dybala would take less money to play under Poch, and you laughed hard in my face?

I really, really hope that doesn’t come back to haunt you, mate.

I probably said it as a wum comment mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I probably said it as a wum comment mate.

Sure.

 

[Mantis]

Hey, Pix!

Remember when I said that Dybala would take less money to play under Poch, and you laughed hard in my face?

I really, really hope that doesn’t come back to haunt you, mate.

And the WUM guns fall silent once more.

David Ornstein
@bbcsport_david
· 5m
BREAKING: Tottenham’s proposed move for Paulo Dybala is OFF after Juventus ultimately decided not to sell the 25-year-old Argentina forward #THFC#Juve

 

[PINKIE]

Sure.

Let's hope that Dybala move doesn't fall through eh Kips ?

 

[PINKIE]

And the WUM guns fall silent once more.

David Ornstein
@bbcsport_david
· 5m
BREAKING: Tottenham’s proposed move for Paulo Dybala is OFF after Juventus ultimately decided not to sell the 25-year-old Argentina forward #THFC#Juve

And right on cue

@Hoddle Is A God

 

[Mantis]

And right on cue

@Hoddle Is A God

Cue the chants of "we didn't want him anyway".

 

[Dier Hard]

Dybala

Right, hopefully we move for Fernandes now.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I never actually said that Dybala would definitely be joining us.

 

[PINKIE]

I never actually said that Dybala would definitely be joining us.

And it begins