Summer Transfer Rumour Thread.

[JDub]

Okay Joe your luck with women might be down but eating Grandma, really?

 

[AdamBanana20]

Hey Adam, mate... Why is your Rep Power so piss-poor? Your confidence must be pretty low right now, no?

Because I don't sugar coat everything.People don't like that

 

[AdamBanana20]

If Adam Banana is representative of the average Portuguese citizen, it would go a long way to explain why the country is in so much trouble.

I'm not Portuguese.

Portugal is in a terrible state due to many,many factors.Luckily the Brits save the day as usual.

 

[Joe!]

Okay Joe your luck with women might be down but eating Grandma, really?

She turned me down.

 

[JDub]

Because I don't sugar coat everything.People don't like that

Or is it because you're actually a douchebag? Hmm? Have a little think about that one, Adam.

 

[The Based God]

I'm not Portuguese.

You live in Portugal though? Therefore you are a citizen of Portugal.

But you have just reiterated my previous point.

 

[AdamBanana20]

I want to eat Grandma.

I want to eat, Grandma.

Spot the difference between the two sentences.

Do you pause when you talk?No.

 

[JDub]

I'm not Portuguese.

You're not a Portuguese citizen?

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Do you pause when you talk?No.

You never take a breath when you talk? Wowzers.

 

[JDub]

Do you pause when you talk?No.

Erm, I'm pretty sure most people that have reasonably long conversations do indeed pause, either for effect or to catch breath.

 

[Dan]

Do you pause when you talk?No.

As much as I may try to rattle off everything I have to say with no pauses for breath or emphasis, it doesn't always work.

 

[AdamBanana20]

You live in Portugal though? Therefore you are a citizen of Portugal.

But you have just reiterated my previous point.

I'm sorry,but isn't it correct to say I'm a citizen of Portugal,than Portuguese citizen?

 

[JDub]

So easy to pick apart his comments. Deary me...

 

[Joe!]

Do you pause when you talk?No.

Sometimes, yeah. I can also change the pitch of my voice to denote certain things, which I can't do with typed text.

 

[AdamBanana20]

As much as I may try to rattle off everything I have to say with no pauses for breath or emphasis, it doesn't always work.

Yes,of course you have to pause to take a breath,but if you were to say "I want to eat Grandma" you'd just say it like that,you wouldn't say "I want to eat (pause) Grandma".

 

[Dan]

Yes,of course you have to pause to take a breath,but if you were to say "I want to eat Grandma" you'd just say it like that,you wouldn't say "I want to eat (pause) Grandma".

You literally would.

 

[JDub]

Yes,of course you have to pause to take a breath,but if you were to say "I want to eat Grandma" you'd just say it like that,you wouldn't say "I want to eat (pause) Grandma".

You'd either pause or change the tone/pitch of your voice, in general.

 

[Joe!]

Yes,of course you have to pause to take a breath,but if you were to say "I want to eat Grandma" you'd just say it like that,you wouldn't say "I want to eat (pause) Grandma".

No, but you'd accentuate "eat" in the latter, and "Grandma" in the former.

 

[The Based God]

I'm sorry,but isn't it correct to say I'm a citizen of Portugal,than Portuguese citizen?

Either way, my point still stands, you're embarrassing.

 

[Dan]

There are gonna be some pissed off people in the morning, saying we're ruining the thread for everyone and are driving the site to its death.