Tips / Bets Summer transfer market 2017

Keep the points

 

Theo Walcott preparing for a move to Liverpool.

 

Not happy with all this be patient stuff, we've signed 2 Chelsea rejects and look like we're getting nowhere with VVD and Keita.

 

Someone's going to have to convince your disinterested owner to put his hand in his pocket. I suspect he's too busy banging his second rate version of Melania.

 

I wouldn't worry mate. Andrew Robertson flew back from the Hull training camp to speak to us.

 

Makes it all ok.

 

Aubameyang staying at Dortmund according to Sky.

Sports

Not Larker.

 

At least you're being linked to people mate

 

Newcastle are signing Sunderland rejects. Colback, Yedlin, Murphy and now Manquillo. They couldn't even get a game for us and we are the pits.


@Dorty Mag

 

You lot signed a replacement for Defoe yet dude?

 

Yeah mate, he's called James Vaughan. Looks world class.

 

Spurs unwilling to match Everton's valuation for Barkley... tough **** then innit.

They paid £30m for Moussa Sissoko, don't be turning up with anything less than £50m for Ross Barkley.

 

Wasn't he the host of Big Breakfast for a while?

 

Probably. He's had enough time off through injury.

The two youngsters Asoro and Maja have been raping teams in pre-season. Maja looks like he could be a first team player this season. We still need a forward who will bang them in, in that league.

Lens and Khazri have been looking immense. Khazri will probably stay and there's an outside chance Lens will now. Keep them two and we are back in with a chance.

 

Be nice to see some good results for a change mate. As long as you avoid an injury crisis you should be in the mix.

 

I'm more than happy for us not to sign Barkley.

 

Judging by Pogba's form last season, that would result in every Man Utd bid having to be over £100m.

 

In your opinion.