Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, could still become a £60m Liverpool player this summer, after insisting he will only move to Anfield. (Sun) Seems fairly cut-and-dried to me. Oh, wait... ! Arsenal are also considering a £45m bid for the Dutchman. (Express) What part of "**** off!" do you not understand, Wenger?
Wenger will turn to Celtic forward Moussa Dembele, 20, if Sanchez leaves. (Star) Ok. Seems fair enough to me. Wenger has given up on a world record move for Monaco striker Kylian Mbappe, 18, and is instead solely focused on signing the Ligue 1 club's 21-year-old winger Thomas Lemar, 21. (Telegraph) Er... what about Moussa Dembele? Have you forgotten him already, Mr Wenger?
Lemar has demanded Monaco sell him to Arsenal. (Sun) Oh, has he? If Poch was in charge of Monaco, that greedy little ****er would find himself training with the kiddies until he bucked his ****ing ideas up!
Tottenham Hotspur are preparing another push to sign Everton midfielder Ross Barkley. The two clubs have been unable to agree a fee so far this summer but Everton are happy to sell the 23-year-old. (Independent) If I was Levy, I'd leave this one until next year and pick the lad up on a "free." That'll teach those greedy Toffees to try to **** with us.
Spurs hope to complete the signing of £8m Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth, 19, by the end of this week. (Mirror) If we get him, you watch Poch turn the lad into a World-beater. You can quote me on that, too.
Manchester United midfielder Michael Carrick says new signing Romelu Lukaku faces a "massive jump" after his £75m move from Everton to Old Trafford. (Guardian) Oh, dear! We all know that's not going to happen! You wait. By this time next year every single plastic on this site will be decrying how shamefully ****e Lu-KAK-u is! It is so embarrassingly predictable!
You can have the points when you tell us who Spurs spent £30m on Also you need to post up the comment in the WFU thread.
