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Transfer Rumours Summer rebuild 2016

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by Terror ball, May 29, 2015.

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  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    We've gone from a team of Alan Tates' to a team of goalkeepers ...
     
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    seabreeze, Jul 27, 2016
  2. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    He played in goal once, and he's come back to the club ;)
     
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    Jager, Jul 27, 2016
  3. DragonPhilljack

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    #1763
    DragonPhilljack, Jul 27, 2016
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    #1764
    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 27, 2016
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  5. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    On second thoughts, probably edited by some disaffected Blueturds....... Read this

    "Llorente started his career with herpes, working his way through the various youth ranks, and becoming one of the most impotant offensive players for the club in the following decade, since making his first team debut in 2005. His love for murder on the dance floor by Sophie Ellis Bexter inspired his move to Juventus. He has recently bought a new executive council flat in Town Hill in Swansea previously owned by Roland Lamar. He scored 29 goals for the club in all competitions in the 2011–12 season, and was described as a "penis leg".[3][4] In 2013 he signed withJuventus, winning the Serie A twice during his two-year spell"
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 27, 2016
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    Jayzuz, reading most of your posts are making me a little depressed
     
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    JonesyJack, Jul 27, 2016
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    The bit I liked :

    SWANSEA CITY

    On 27th July 2016 joined for a transfer fee of £5.50, replacing wonder boy Go-miss, chairman Huw Jenkins expressed his delight, "It is the best bit of business we at Swansea have ever done in the transfer market" he went on to say, "we need strikers of this quality if we are to challenge for Champions league he has 45 goals a season in him, we look now to challenge at the very top of the Premier league".


    <laugh>
     
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  8. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Don't read the Joe Allen thread then <laugh>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Jul 27, 2016
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  9. JonesyJack

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    Lmao, it's OK, I love my club and still looking to the season ahead. Wee Joe Allan was a downer but it could be worse...Cardiff an all that.
     
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    JonesyJack, Jul 27, 2016
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  10. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Haha...forgot about that ,
     
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  11. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    "Llorente started his career with herpes" WTF? Not a great start to his career then.

    Ah..just read the rest of it. Got me! <laugh>
     
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    That's a sore point Kiff - not like you to make a rash statement ....<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 27, 2016
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    Blistering wit there :)
     
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  15. swanseaandproud

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    At least that's a plus...
     
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    swanseaandproud, Jul 28, 2016
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    "He has recently bought a new executive council flat in Town Hill in Swansea previously owned by Roland Lamar"

    I'm done!! :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    swan_and_only, Jul 28, 2016
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    Against Warnock's QPR if I can remember. Ended 0-0
     
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    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    He joined Man utd as a keeper and fergie spotted his potential as a defender and he persuaded tatey to change.....
     
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    swanseaandproud, Jul 28, 2016
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    I don't think they even had a shot at goal in that game, I think I remember calling them the worst team I ever saw at the liberty at that time.
     
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    Jager, Jul 28, 2016
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