Summer Holidays

Beale Loyal said:
I've bought a flat and don't even know how to use a washing machine or iron a shirt ffs I mean how the **** am I meant to know that stuff.

Could be a difficult few months
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Aye it's tricky at first. After me an the ex missus separated I was feeling a little daunted but ye get the hang of it all pretty quickly and realise it's a doddle.

The thing that annoyed me the most was the cooker. There's a misnomer if I ever heard one. I would go into the kitchen at around 7pm and there was never any dinner in it. So I then thought am an idiot. Obviously ye wid have to set the timer on the cooker. Did that, and next day still nae dinner.

Turns out ye have to cook the dinner yerself. It isny a cooker, it's heater-upper <grr>

As for ironing, just iron what you need for the day each morning or previous evening; **** standing there ironing it all at once, that's a mug's game.

Any questions am here tae help, buddy <ok>
 
Any **** on here do the hoovering? Come on, let yourselves be known to the rest of us. (no need for Tina or Jen to answer for obvious reasons).
 
Rupert The Gayer said:
Any **** on here do the hoovering? Come on, let yourselves be known to the rest of us. (no need for Tina or Jen to answer for obvious reasons).
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Aye. Nae **** else is gonny dae it. I have been known to hoover her place anaw. But at hers I just hoover the middle of the room and move a few things about to make it look like I dun it.
 
Was in Kos for a week at the end of last month.

Visiting family in Teuchterville at the end of July.

Apart fae that, Hame'lldaeme.
 
I'm in Somerset as we type. Weather's a bit ****e, but it's been ok so far. We were having a good time 'til the wife got bored and looked on my Facebook activity log. As I never post or comment on anything, she came to the correct conclusion that all I use FB is for perving at girls' bikini snaps :(

We're going to Wookey Hole tomorrow, where they filmed the boulder rolling down the tunnel scene in Raiders of the Ark.
 
Jip Jaap Stam said:
I'm in Somerset as we type. Weather's a bit ****e, but it's been ok so far. We were having a good time 'til the wife got bored and looked on my Facebook activity log. As I never post or comment on anything, she came to the correct conclusion that all I use FB is for perving at girls' bikini snaps :(

We're going to Wookey Hole tomorrow, where they filmed the boulder rolling down the tunnel scene in Raiders of the Ark.
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Have you met any straw-munching, smock-wearing simpletons swigging from jugs of cider yet?
 
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