Summer Holidays

A lassie I know just moved to Nottingham not long ago.

She's a right wee dirty.

Got a bairn though

 

One of my best mates moved up there a couple of years back to do his PHD. He lives with 2 lesbians (not nice ones though ) but he's mentioned the unlimited amount of average fanny available.

Will see how things go

 

I'll be spending a long weekend in Tina and a week getting stoned and talking about Maddy in Garelochhead.

 

Average is fine without any pints.

After about 8 pints average turns into a worldie

 

Actual real lesbians are not the hot totty pornographic movies have led us to believe. We've been lied to.

Also, whan a neighbour asks you in to fix her wireless router it turns out that's not in invitation to sex. Luckily, she didn't press charges and moved away a short time after.

So, be careful. Porn movies are not a real reflection of how real wimmin behave. I can't stress that enough.

 

You mean teachers don't **** their pupils if they forget to do their homework?

 

Erik, you been reading the Hooper threads?

 

I had the very same problem when my mates ex-missus asked me round to fix a cat flap in her back door. I thought it was a euphemism, and was a bit nonplussed when I turned up and she asked me where my tools were.

 

That was Toby and his burd.


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Plumbers may now be trusted again then? Too many porn movies the plumber comes in with the ''Av 'erd you need summit fixed luv'' intro.

To be fair in all of them he did clear out the womens ****ter

 

Don't think i've ever been called an 'attractive lesbian'

 

So my backup plan of being a pizza delivery guy to get laid lots and get loads of free pizza isn't going to work

I need to rethink my life

 

Aye, I've got the coke and popcorn on the go. Brilliant entertainment.

 

A harmless 'Summer Holiday' thread hijacked and now we're discussing porn movies and attractive lesbians.

Once again thanks to the mucky mind of Gambol.

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...that's how I roll.

 

Back on thread...

I was in Portugal in may for a week, going back in October for 10 days.

 

...any lesbians about?

 

Met a couple of Iraqi Lesobs last October, they were lovely. We had the beach to ourselves (me and the wife) then they pitched up... Which was nice.

 

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Iraqi lesbians. You can just tell.