Transfer Rumours Summer 2018

[Libby]

Where did you read that bollocks?

Sky Sports mate

Admittedly it's no footy mole

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Libby is worried

This made me laugh way more than it should have

 

[Treble]

Better than Henderson mate

Henderson... the poor man's Lee Cattermole

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

Henderson... the poor man's Lee Cattermole

Played in more Champions League finals that Cattermole and Cantona.

 

[Treble]

Played in more Champions League finals that Cattermole and Cantona.

Lost more too

 

[Tobes]

Played in more Champions League finals that Cattermole and Cantona.

Jimmy Traore got a winners medal mate.......

....and he was dogshit

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

I

Lost more too

It's the taking part that fonts.

 

[Treble]

I


It's the taking part that fonts.

you can't count

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

Jimmy Traore got a winners medal mate.......

....and he was dogshit

He was a dogshit Champions League winner.

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

you can't count

****ing spellchecker has got a mind of its own.

 

[Treble]

He was a dogshit Champions League winner.

but a club legend nevertheless

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

but a club legend nevertheless

More of a leg end than a legend.

 

[Tobes]

He was a dogshit Champions League winner.

Whereas Henderson is a dogshit Champions League loser

 

[Treble]

Whereas Henderson is a dogshit Champions League loser

Tobes takes no prisoners as usual

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

Whereas Henderson is a dogshit Champions League loser

A former England captain and a dogshit Champions League loser.

 

[Treble]

A former England captain and a dogshit Champions League loser.

When Kane bottles it (in the 2nd game I reckon), he'll be captain again.

 

[Tobes]

A former England captain and a dogshit Champions League loser.

......and mouth breather

 

[Treble]

Henderson would probably be a decent player if he stopped trying to be a Gerrard wannabe. Can't stand the bloke, you're not Stevie Me ffs! You're just a Me Me Me!

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Henderson would probably be a decent player if he stopped trying to be a Gerrard wannabe. Can't stand the bloke, you're not Stevie Me ffs! You're just a Me Me Me!

Apart from being a midfielder and the Liverpool captain, which someone has to be, how is he a Gerrard wannabe. He’s a limited player who has probably made the most of his ability. A bit like Milner but not as good.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Lukaku has just notched his 39th goal of the season for club and country. Even his biggest haters have to admit that's not a bad number.