Transfer Rumours Summer 2018 Edition

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Probably because you spend more time on the Liverpool board than I do

 

Did you see Scholes' comments on Salah and Karius?

 

No. I wouldn't listen to that thick twat in my past time. Cheers tho mate.

 

No, you'd watch reruns of the great battle of West Brom at home. The city bursts with pride as Klomp flexes his muscles to celebrate a spectacular draw.

 

When it's a big club, the media will swirl around for weeks hunting for the merest sniff of activity.

When it's 4th place in the league, no one gives a ****

 

Manchester Evening news are saying that we’re finalising a deal for Fred.

 

I wouldn't be dead against Arnautovic actually, I think he's probably the type of player who would do well here. Not for £50m though.

I'd be happy for us to pay £30m and send them any of Shaw, Jones, Blind or Lindelof, maybe Romero too since he wants regular football. Pellegrini would probably be interested in him.

 

Daily Mail are saying Fred is set to have his United medical next week.

 

His full name appears to be Fred Fredo de Frederico.

 

I thought he'd already signed?

How many times you seen him play mate, what type of player is he, who does he remind you of?

I know nothing of this Fred other than he plays in the Ukrainian league.

 

P.S which is a really, really **** league.

P.P.S not as **** as the Scottish league.

 

He’s an obese butcher with a son named Ashley.

 

Oh **** that Fred. I know Fredders ffs.

 

Freddy fingers innit.

He's done alright for himself. Fair play.

 

Twice.

 

Maybe they'll sign your goalkeepers then.

They did well in the Champions League to be fair.

 

Any good?

 

I can’t remember to be honest, This was 5 years ago, I don’t remember much of him.

 

Last I heard he was shacked up with some bird called Denise.