Summer 2014 Transfer rumour thread - Part III

I think they'll do alright, will need the initial investment of £30 million or so like we did, then hope the players bed in quickly enough.

 

Dean HAmmond in the premier league

 

I think he's gonna be cast aside again, I'm afraid.

 

Ditto.

 

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/clubs/southampton/article4091295.ece

Chambers, Lovren, Shaw, Cork, Schneiderlin, Lallana, Rodriguez and Lambert all potentially leaving, say The Times.

 

Alrighty then.

As if that would ever happen.

 

I'm potentially going to Bhutan. Don't count on it though.

 

Hey Joe, what about Mexico?

 

Lets just liquidate the club. Any unsold players will be used for clinical trials.

 

I might water-board myself, for banter

 

That's almost certainly happening at this rate. Was it Tijuana we were meeting at? Or Guadalajara?

 

Maybe it doesn't work if you do it to yourself. Like tickling.

 

Well I'm sure we'll be able to find some volunteers.

 

Optimist! Reported to the mods. I hope to see you experience a lengthy ban. We need less wumtrolls on here.

 

I've taken a big step this year, I haven't booked my Mexico tickets.

This is what I'm doing instead.

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and i'm potentially going to pay to read the rest of that report.

Good to see the Times using the Clubcall teletext marketing ploy of the 90s.

 

I'll join the Mexican cult trip if we haven't signed a pacy cb by July 25th. Mauricio (or caretaker), you have been warned.

 

When I go to Brazil I will join the locals and become leader of the poor in 2 days. I will then overthrow the government in a few months. I will then make Corinthians change it's name to Southampton as this version of the club is dead.

 

I want to go to Guadalajara.

 

Genuine question - is everyone on drugs tonight?