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The West Highland Way Visitor Centre (well wee shop) in Milngavie has recently started selling fruit n veg (no really).
Should come in handy for the West Highland Gayers on Friday. <veguplaudrupsshitter>
 
reminds me of the joke...

man goes to the doctor and says " doc , I think Ive got a brussel sprout up my arse "

doctor has a look and lets out a cry of horror...." what is it , what is it ?? " asks the worried patient

" thats not a brussel sprout growing in your arse " says the doc , its much worse that`s just the tip of the iceberg " <laugh>