Off Topic Sucky's Mental Breakdown

I’ll usually weigh up who’s on the ropes a bit, emotionally...then I’ll try to help him

Like that Poll thread I did for @FosseFilberto

 

It's good you care and that mate but I'm fine bro.
You know I like to **** **** up now and again. No biggie

 

I thought it was just me who saw it, Bruv!

Sucky has defo been swinging his dick around the jungle, just lately.

We all can see how this is gonna end, and it’s gonna be messy. One day, Sucky is gonna be taking a piss in the pool where the lions drink, and a crocodile is gonna jump out and bite his knob off.

 

from that analogy I deduce you to be the crocodile, and that you want his cock in your mouth.

 

I see him as the cheeky monkey who blindsides a lion with a sneaky jizz shot to the eye, climbs back up his tree and dabs for 10 minutes straight.

Great guy.

 

Obviously I've rattled some beta males

 

That just cracked me up

 

Is he Welsh?

 

Must have missed that Slurpy ... was it good? ... or did it just attract the usual array of anal warts and sycophants?

 

Donald Trump says it's "Welch" ... and he knows the Prinnce of Whales personally, so I believe him ...

 

They are not all better than you mate ... don't put yourself down like that ... but you could do with practicing your spelling

You know I've got your back ... and not in a gay way

 

You mad bro no one's better than me

 

He has a new nickname - Elton John.

 

Why?

 

Cos I dumped meth for a guy with a non flacid redundant penis.

He's just annoyed with me.

 

Was it a rocket, man?

 

It's just the way he walks

 

Nah his names big bill from Notting hill

 

This made me laugh a lot more than it should've