Sucky

You seem a bit peed off that you missed out on seeing the naughty images

 

the only thing longer than your signature is the time you spend ****ing

 

A kind of ****er's rebellion, yeah?

 

Yeh bro I'm good with that, Jessie lives in the end

 

giz a look then

 

Yeah, but the pay off isn't as good with my signature.

 

You could at least buy me a ****ing drink 1st

 

it's 2019 so you get **** all now ! chivalry is dead

 

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I would never under any circumstances be nice to a girl

 

Romance is cringe fam

 

it's something you do when you're like kid with sticky fingers and you've been bought up watching romcoms , but then the girl you love thinks you're a fanny and runs off to **** the nastiest mate you've got ! then you figure out how the **** works.

 

Yes mate...I slap arses...it’s as romantic as I get.

Gone are the days when I took the scenic route to getting laid.

 

watch out there's a few smart trannys out in the hunting fields these days

 

Broken hearts can be mended guise, stay strong

 

I’m cool bru

I paint when I want

 

Yeh same ere mate, hence the lack of painting that's gone on since moving

My birds at work now, when she comes in I'll get her to rub my feet

 

Stay broken and stay cold

 

**** that mate you'll end up like comm, he can't even keep a mail order bride happy ffs