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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Saf, Aug 19, 2021.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    We should have the Style It Out Sweepstake.

    TBH, nobody else on this board would get away with such a hissy fit, if this was me the Kappa Pigeon would be dining out on this for the next 250 years, but I’ve shown him nothing but an understanding ear and a warm embrace.

    Anyway, I’m going with he helped his old man build a fish pond.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 21, 2021
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  2. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    I'll go with the covid jab, did see him off.
    Too much junk, ****ed his veins and he clotted.
     
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    Gessa, Aug 21, 2021
  3. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    He'll come back if Liverpool win. He is extremely shallow.
     
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    NostradEmus, Aug 21, 2021
  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... and managed to cement his foot into the base?
     
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    FosseFilberto, Aug 21, 2021
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Phone in for repair, standard and well used.
     
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    Chief, Aug 21, 2021
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I’m going for

    ‘Been busy getting pissed with my gay neighbour, too much partying been puking up black stuff’
     
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    Spurlock, Aug 21, 2021
  7. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I am assuming he has been nicked by the Police
     
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    gooner4ever, Aug 21, 2021
  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Two completely outlandish and ludicrously unbelievable theories are now being aired on social media.

    The first, and slightly more credulous one, is that he has been kidnapped by aliens and is being subjected to round the clock anal probes to extract his DNA for use in inter galactic yeast culture production.

    The second and even more unlikely, is that he is currently at Anfield watching footie.
     
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    FosseFilberto, Aug 21, 2021
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  9. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Better odds on the first.
     
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    Peej, Aug 21, 2021
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Bummed then stabbed by 5, of his 13 year old customers.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 21, 2021
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Been funny, as when logged in, never saw his posts, and threads never made sense.
    .if reading offline, it all becomes clear.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 21, 2021
  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s gonna hate Comm writing on his flounce thread. That’ll definitely tempt him back.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 22, 2021
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    If you lot lose today he’ll be back within a minute of the final whistle.
     
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    Tobes, Aug 22, 2021
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    He can then help me pick Tel’s new username. Bringing the fun times back
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Aug 22, 2021
  15. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    This ****er not back yet?

    @brb, is he window licking the board without posting :bandit:
     
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    Diego, Aug 22, 2021
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  16. brb

    brb CR250

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    If he is he's not doing it with his account, but you can still read without being signed in, you just will not see images.
     
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    brb, Aug 22, 2021
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  17. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    His tagline should be from a clash song

    I fought the mods and the mods won
     
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    duggie2000, Aug 23, 2021
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  18. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Bobby Fuller mate, before the Clash were even born <laugh>
     
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    Diego, Aug 23, 2021
  19. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    I was sure I heard it by the clash, good song tho
     
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    duggie2000, Aug 23, 2021
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  20. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Clash did it mate <ok>

    After about 6 other bands <laugh>
     
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    Diego, Aug 23, 2021
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