Well I have to admit it, the UK has absolutely smashed us in the the Olympic games. And I have to take my hat off to the wonderful efforts put in by the fine athletes of the UK. 
However, there is a far more important issue to be laid out before the loyal fans from that far off land, and I'm sure that it's one you won't be too happy to hear about. It concerns the size of a bloke's penis. You may indeed have all the gold, silver and bronze medals, but we have something of greater value .... bigger dicks. According to Target Map, Australians are not as well endowed as Central and Western African dudes, but we're still well hung. Read and weep. As much as many of you will want to deny the results of the study, you'll just have to face the fact that you're all destined to live your lives firmly ensconced in the lower half of average. 
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/163...ound-the-world-and-african-blokes-come-first/
However, there is a far more important issue to be laid out before the loyal fans from that far off land, and I'm sure that it's one you won't be too happy to hear about. It concerns the size of a bloke's penis. You may indeed have all the gold, silver and bronze medals, but we have something of greater value .... bigger dicks. According to Target Map, Australians are not as well endowed as Central and Western African dudes, but we're still well hung. Read and weep. As much as many of you will want to deny the results of the study, you'll just have to face the fact that you're all destined to live your lives firmly ensconced in the lower half of average. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/163...ound-the-world-and-african-blokes-come-first/
