Suarez News (#ONTOPIC)

[Super G Ted'inho]

I've corrected you three times on one thread alone. However, I think you missed the pun. Too subtle for your clumsy, grinding cogs. Let me help.



DIM SUM

#cowspunk

 

[Klopp's Mannschaft]

But that's just him trying not to come across biased and/or an attempt tot give the club a kick up the arse


(this is not my view but that of some on the Arsenal board)

...and when LFC ex-players come out and say he should go, they're speaking from the Gospel, naturally

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I've corrected you three times on one thread alone. However, I think you missed the pun. Too subtle for your clumsy, grinding cogs. Let me help.



"He's DIM SUM of the time"

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[Foredeckdave]

I've corrected you three times on one thread alone. However, I think you missed the pun. Too subtle for your clumsy, grinding cogs. Let me help.



DIM SUM

Hong Kong lunchtime speciality. I know a few good restaurants in Kowloon - not far from the Victoria Landing.

G isn't DIM - just a little slow sometimes

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

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Rattle?

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Hong Kong lunchtime speciality. I know a few good restaurants in Kowloon - not far from the Victoria Landing.

G isn't DIM - just a little slow sometimes

Thanks Dave...






















...hang on!

 

[Enricky.]

Nice to see that you're all keeping on topic then.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Nice to see that you're all keeping on topic then.

RHC is to blame, AGAIN!

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

#cowspunk

Most cows I know don't produce spunk. They leave that to the bulls and just knock the milk out. I thought I deserved some rep for that one

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Nice to see that you're all keeping on topic then.

You started it talking about ****ing 'kawfee'

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Most cows I know don't produce spunk. They leave that to the bulls and just knock the milk out. I thought I deserved some rep for that one

RHC art of insults; pick an animal and a bodily part/function, join them together and stick a hashtag on the front

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Anyway. What do we think will happen with Suarez

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

RHC art of insults; pick an animal and a bodily part/function, join them together and stick a hashtag on the front

There has to be some form of connection: pissflap, ****pig, ****hound etc 'cowspunk'? Doesn't work

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Anyway. What do we think will happen with Suarez

I predict he won't play for us in the first six (all competitions) games

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

There has to be some form of connection: pissflap, ****pig, ****hound etc 'cowspunk'? Doesn't work

how the **** is there a connection in ****pig?

 

[Magic Ted]

Luis Suarez's agent has reportedly told Liverpool the player wants to leave for Arsenal - and that he feels 'let down' by the club's refusal to sell. The Daily Mirror claims the agent said: "Suarez is frustrated, wants to quit and feels let down over what he thought were promises to sell him if the Reds missed out on the coming season's Champions League".

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Luis Suarez's agent has reportedly told Liverpool the player wants to leave for Arsenal - and that he feels 'let down' by the club's refusal to sell. The Daily Mirror claims the agent said: "Suarez is frustrated, wants to quit and feels let down over what he thought were promises to sell him if the Reds missed out on the coming season's Champions League".

I reckon BR shoudl sit Suarez down and say "promises spromishs" and then walk off

 

[Magic Ted]

I reckon BR shoudl sit Suarez down and say "promises spromishs" and then walk off

Promises spromishs, ok. Would probably be more realistic

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Luis Suarez's agent has reportedly told Liverpool the player wants to leave for Arsenal - and that he feels 'let down' by the club's refusal to sell. The Daily Mirror claims the agent said: "Suarez is frustrated, wants to quit and feels let down over what he thought were promises to sell him if the Reds missed out on the coming season's Champions League".

Are these 'real quotes'? If so, he's a b'lend of the highest order.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

how the **** is there a connection in ****pig?

You never seen a pig ****ing?