For your continued amusement (or not!), I've done a few Limericks and one Irish Limerick about the Suarez situation. Irish Limerick There once was a man from Salto City, Whose name was oft' cheered in a Kop-end ditty, In the World Cup he starred, 'Til - alas! - he was barred, For sinking his teeth into Chiellini, which is fine, but I prefer chicken, myself, like. Normal Limericks Luis' dyslexia was easy to see, Demonstrated against Italy, In a ravenous fit, the defender he bit, Was definitely not Canilloni. Play off the defenfer's shoulder they said, But onfield he noted he hadn't been fed, He siddled to their Three, And instead of his Tea, HE chomped on his shoulder instead. Our number seven may resemble a horse, But he adores LFC with some force, His love is no bluff, 'Cos he f**ks us enough, 'Though not in the good way, of course. Feel free to add your own Limericks.
An Italian called Chellini was bitten by a meany the skin wasn't broke by the Uruguayan bloke So he smothered it with tortellini
An Italian was bit by a rat The rat was a stupid goofy twat he bit 3 times and got banned for a long time and Slippy G is the worst captain ever for England. Suarez was a good player until he bit a player 3 timse he did it lied and said he did not do it we all know he is a gayer all the same
Not quite as good as PMK's effort, but you still managed to slip in a Gerrard dig. The last stanza is practically anti-poetry. I like it.
He was wrong that's beyond real dispute Damaged psyche lying there at the root Easy to vilify Luis Suarez, Uruguay He needs help so much more than rebuke Gastronomy was not apposite The 'dish' hardly put up a fight It wasn't your weeny For God's sake Chellini So stop whingeing on so, gobshite.. All consuming tantrums and rages Cannon fodder for pocket-book sages Feast of football is less What a shambolic mess Such a shame on the greatest of stages
