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Stuff that really pisses you off - the holiday edition

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Deleted 1, Jul 21, 2015.

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  1. VenomPD

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    Stopme?
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 22, 2015
  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Mmmm a Rangers supporter called Kevin Brady.

    That sounds legit.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 22, 2015
  3. The Raging Oxter

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    ^^^^

    Gets angry at WUMs on ****ty newspaper sites.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 22, 2015
  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Gays get so bitchy when you annoy them ^^^^
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 22, 2015
  5. Chief

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    Why leave it at white, any colour three quarter length short longs/long shorts are an absolute crime?
    Don't these people have a quick look at themselves before they go out realise what complete pricks they look?
     
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    Chief, Jul 22, 2015
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    White paints a funnier picture
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 22, 2015
  7. Chief

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    White certainly helps if they shart after a few too many.
     
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    Ian Brady not a Hun ?
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    People who ask you if you're hungover down at the pool whilst laughing n you're sittin there spewin yer ring wae a black eye shakin like a ****ing dug tryin to hawd yer orange juice.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 22, 2015
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  10. VenomPD

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    Remove the bit about the swimming pool and that's how Mrs. Aldo begins every morning. <whistle>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Tits who think some tedious tale about their 3 hour flight delay is an amusing anecdote that anyone's going to be interested in.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 22, 2015
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  13. VenomPD

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    Mick?
     
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    when i go to hotel reception topless en route to the pool to ask if ive had any telegrams and the receptionist doesn't comment on my lats
     
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    She probably calls security about how one of the pot washers has escaped from the kitchen.
     
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  16. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    Beale's holidays are like an auld Lilt advert.
     
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    I ****ing hated Lilt. Do they still even make it?
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    Not sure but I noticed that Levi Roots has a Lilt rip-off called "Caribbean Crush" in the newsagent the other day.
     
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    I remember watching that **** on Dragon's Den and all the panel were saying he had a great name and then asked if it was his real name, to which he replied, "No, it's Kevin" <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    "Kevin's Caribbean Crush" doesn'y quite have the same ring to it.
     
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