Danny Boyle will make an Oscar winning movie out of this.
And Channel 4 will advertise it every 10 minutes without fail for 3 years

Sticky this jip!
Stop sookin Jip's plums ya dafty. Yer embarrassing the rest of us huns.
Shouldn't newgod be writing a concept album about this or something?
"I will be honest," says Muruganantham. "I would not even use it to clean my scooter."

Danny Boyle will make an Oscar winning movie out of this.
It's already been made, Paul Thomas Anderson directed it though and Daniel Day Lewis starred, they called it "There will be blood".
