FFS We're not American. Bit of wind over there and the ****ers call out the national guard and declare a state of emergency.
Has Jono been experimenting with the space-time continuum again? How come the storm hit him a day ahead of the rest of London? Stop it you mentalist. please log in to view this image
Nigelshire grinds to a halt as three umbrellas turn inside-out at Piccadilly Circus and the Commodore of the royal yacht Brittannia has his cravat ruffled in a quite, quite beastly gust of wind.
If you are a fan of instruments stick them outside in a storm and let them blow themselves, saves a lot of huffing and puffing, but if you have to baten down the hatches but still like to play wind instruments, the alternative is. please log in to view this image