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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> That's a coastguard chopper. How are they ****s meant to rescue anyone when their chopper is crashed and their faces are where their arse used to be?

    It's a piece of piss the chopper down here. Only 15 minutes and only about 5 ****s on it. Makes a change from the last one I did, 3 and a half ****ing hours on a rattly death-trap with a wheezing auld **** in my ear.
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    **** that !!!!
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    How much are you being paid to argue with me on here right now?

    I'm getting £38 p/h <Kachingmuir>

    Envenomation complete <ok>
     
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    38 an hour? bloody hell what is it you do
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    great suck jobs
     
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    have to be instant for that sorta wage
     
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  7. Hash.

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    Venom
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    Versus

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> loving venom sporting the win logo
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    <laugh> I work offshore. Money for nowt. Seriously though I'm a "Consulting Engineer" these days. Whatever the **** that is, I'm in all essence a GP for machinery.

    That £38 is on top of my yearly salary. I lucked out with this new job basically. They were desperate for someone so I held them over a barrel when it came to offshore money.
     
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  11. VenomPD

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    Sword: <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    That's made my ****ing night.

    Do you think that Southampton guy was the one who got gay raped in the park there last month?!?!
     
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  12. Hash.

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    :bandit: I dont know what youre on about
     
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    ie if it doesnt work you turn it off then turn it back on again <laugh>
     
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    YES
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  15. Barcelona play the southampton way.

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    The fact you night's greatest plesure is that of meaningless internet relationships tells a lot. What greater plesure is there in venom's life? will his gran allow him and his brother spitroast her?.
     
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  16. Barcelona play the southampton way.

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    @ norwich

    Lambert > Holt and everyone knows it.
     
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  17. VenomPD

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    He'll never forgot though. <tinytears&stretchedsphincter>

    Sadly not too far from the truth. I'm dreading the day that the entire industry realises my game is a racket and tell us all to **** off.
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    I'll be honesty with you Rapey Pete. I'm on a floating bit of metal in the sea which is desperately trying to suck natural gas from the sea-bed and send it via pipelines to the beach. There's no such thing as pleasure out here, unless you count furious onanism whilst sobbing....wait a minute; that's probably your idea of Halloween bliss.
     
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  19. Barcelona play the southampton way.

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    onanism ?? how gay are you ??
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    <laugh> A bit gay but still less gay than you. I'm the kind of gay where people say "Is he Gay" and the other one says "Nah, he just seems gay"

    Whereas you're more the type that take a full length on a regular basis and enjoy it like kids enjoy the circus.
     
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