Strangest/Funniest thing you have heard over a club's PA system

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    What's the strangest or funniest thing you have heard read out over a football club's PA system?
     
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    Strangest was the twat at the Millennium stadium who announced in a happy voice "and other results in group? Azerbaijan 1 Italy 1"

    Wales had just conceded a late goal to Finland to go 1-1 if we'd have hung on we would have gone straight to the Euros. We lost to Russia in a playoff.

    Never mind though we're in it now.
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Always a job I wouldn't mind doing. Doubt I would have lasted long though esp when it was a fixture against either of utd or chavs. Wouldn't have been able to control what I wanted to say lol.

    Wonder how badly you would be veted for a job like that. Unless it pays well which I doubt. prob more you get to see your team for free.
     
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    Everton fans convinced the Anfield PA person to call out to Hilda from Norway once. (Hilda... Helga... Or something like that). As in the "Liverpool fans are all Norwegians" accusation.


    Not really funny, but was mildy amusing at the time.
     
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  5. Crowd noises at Old Trafford for both <whistle>
     
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    German granny porno
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    if the silly dozy old **** tops himself because of all this tagging ****e, going to be some guilty ****ers on here lol.

    or maybe not <laugh>

    where is he any way?
     
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    Switzerland
     
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    Forbes McAllister Self-Partnered

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    We played United once in early 90's and my mate got them to play a request for Brian and Michael's Matchstalk Men And Matchstalk Cats And Dogs. Funniest I got to do in work one day when the queen was at Line St Station was to get our dozy announcer to put out a message for Mrs Windsor to collect the Senior Citizen Railcard she'd misplaced from the travel centre.
     
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    fell off his mobility scooter whilst out pissed and hit a lamp post <laugh>
     
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    I was in ****ing London <ok>
     
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    That's a long way to go on a mobility scooter. How long did it take you to get there
     
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    Did they lose their internet?

    Explains the death of the Chelsea and Man Utd forums
     
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