When I got back from a stag weekend in Liverpool I had what I call the 'hot and spicy' ****s for around about 4 days.
The consistency of which changed during it's escape from my anal passage. Starting out soft, extremely soft actually, for say the first 0.5 seconds of relaxing my cheeks, it quickly turned into a more fluidy type - coming from the angle of my arse to hit the toilet water you could compare it to niagra falls.
These are messy and sore. It feels like ****ting out a rather hot curry, taking a layer of skin off on its way. Here's where it gets tragic - you've got one hell of a mess to clean up now, however wiping what is already like a ring of fire with your WORKS toilet paper is an unbearable thought.
Many men would have broken down throughout 4 days of this but I powered through, just.