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Storytime is back. The hunt for Ken bates' pen

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Apr 13, 2012.

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  1. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    .... Aberdeen sounds like a good place, as YWBK has been there before & got rather friendly with the locals.........
     
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  2. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    But not friendly. KWBK fled the scene, and bumped into ...
     
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    ellandback, Apr 16, 2012
  3. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    where white jock itch is rife and very contagious....so we all scampered to.......
     
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  4. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    ... some sheep that were displaying the wounds inflicted by YWBK, similar to those displayed by aching Aberdonians in the previous picture. YWBK leapt into action, by ......
     
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  5. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    tossing his khyber
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Apr 16, 2012
  6. The-Don

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    Which managed to kill everyone.....THE END



    Top story that
     
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  7. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    But the story does not end there .....

    Now that they were all dead, the necrophelia orgy could begin ................
     
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    Whitejock, Apr 16, 2012
  8. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Luckily I was on a diet that day <laugh>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Apr 17, 2012
  9. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    shouldnt he be wearing a bra ?


    but dont tell him i said that <laugh>
     
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  10. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A month or two later Mighty and TC were spotted at .......
     
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  11. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    the top of London bridge,deciding if there was any point going on as they were below Leeds,Charlton & Palarce.
     
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  12. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Suddenly Mighty slipped, and ......
     
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    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    As he did, managed to cling on to TC's leg. Mighty, not exactly being a small lad was pulling TC's trousers down to reveal .........
     
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  14. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    A pair of I :emoticon-0152-heart Leeds boxer shorts.
     
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  15. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Suddenly, a passer by who saw the hulabaloo assumed that the Leeds super fans were performing a weird sexual act and .....
     
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  16. Farsleyexile

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    **** Mighty i`ve been rumbled!
    TC it`s ok,i wanted to come out of the closet a long time ago,it takes a while but you`ll feel good soon,trust me<ok>
    Come on let`s go have some pie n mash lad
     
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    Farsleyexile, Sep 30, 2012
  17. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    shouted I know you London boys like your jellied eels but get a room.
     
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  18. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The bum-bled (do you like that play on words?) pair prepare to step off the bridge when Mighty loses his grip, and decends 130 foot through the air towards ....
     
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    Maik Taylors erect penis
     
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  20. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It was a small target (very small) but after a double somerset 3 1/2 turn, tuck and twist that Tom Daley would have been proud of, Mighty landed arse first on an unsuspecting Maik Taylor who was getting aroused watching Leeds Utd video's from below deck of his 40 footer (boat obviously). Suddenly.....
     
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