...Elton John, who'd been noncing around the beach all day. As soon as he saw this prime hunk of man-flesh, he wasn't going to pass up the opportunity, and he duly proceeded to...
have his wicked way, but as luck would have it, EB's good mate Spanish White was waiting at the top of the beach with his car running. EB grabbed a beach towel, jumped in Spanish's passenger seat and they disappeared up a side road. Meanwhile at the nearby stadium Millwall had taken an unlikely lead against Norwich, scored by ......
Suddenly Paynter scored again, the Millwall crowd were going mental (both of them). Canary Dave had seen enough, and proceeded to ......
sob uncontrollably...."How can we be losing to Blue Square Premier Millwall?" he cried. “Darn these stupid cup games”………..
Canary's sobbing soon turned to anger as Grant Holt had a goal disallowed just because he elbowed a wall defender in the face, kicked him whilst on the ground, pushed another defender to the ground, then scooped the ball with his hand into the net. Holt could'nt understand it, he was used to getting away with it week in, week out. Canary Dave jumped the barrier and made his way to ....
which seemed like a good idea at first, but as Seth from Superbad will tell you, it didn't end well. A bellybutton full of spooge, and with your top off on the beach, there's no hiding it.
Canary Dave jumped the barrier and made his way to .... The Exits Norwich were beaten final score 2-0 to the Lions, things started to tense up as it was now evident that the mighty lions could face Leeds in the final,,Panic was running through the Leeds camp, Terror began to grip, Grayson made his way to his Chairmans office,,, Have you heard Ken he said, Millwall won the game, its all likely we could face them in the final, Ken Shrieked quick simon get on the phone to England Who to asked simon, Why the west yorkshire police department he cried our fans need protection,, I want horses, dogs, riot police, But Ken replied Simon theres only a few hundred of them here, A FEW ****ING HUNDRED said Ken get me helicopters, water cannons, the works, oh and Simon, Yes Ken Make sure they have to pick up vouchers too, where from asked Simon, Taz ****ing mania replied Ken,, simon left the room and,,,,,,
paused for thought ! why do we do this to them year in year out, they never do to us theY play their biggest rivals soon and have allocated them 2000 tickets, their motto is WE FEAR NO FOE and they mean it why oh why do we have to hide behind the WYP simon carried on walking ashamed,,,,,,
until he saw mightywalls sad deject figure and realised life not all bad.......Mighty was slumped in a door way hugging a.......
bucksome blonde who she was or where she came from was a mystery,,, the next morning she awoke,,,and screamed oh my god i must have had a few to many last night how did i end up with a DOPEY ****er like you ? who are you where are you from she asked Mighty grinned and replied,,,,,,,,
have fun and a good time,,, but that doesnt answer my question how did i end up with you she asked again mighty grinned again and replied it was a tombola and we were put together as the last prize the losing ticket drew the ugly partner,,, but never bought a ticket she replied,,, i know replied mighty I DID,,,,
We will see who are the whankers at the end of the season. We will go up & you go back to where you belong. So jack off at your own place & don't be like the peeping tom tossing yourself off here.
