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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    why are N.I. police the best ?
    they just R.U.C


    I made that up just now ... very funny if I may say so.

    (Gerry , as you can see I'm pretty good at stealing jokes. Do you wanna get the old gang back for one last job ?)
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

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    You stole that one too
     
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  3. Toby

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    2 people? You sure?

    <popcorn>
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Everytime I visit a beach (home or abroad) I always, without fail, bury a dog's ****e with some coins.

    Your day will come mate
     
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  5. Hash.

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    prove it plod, you aint got no jurisdiction over me brah
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

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    Aye, positive. So, you were saying?
     
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    Try 'reading' again, you desperate old **** <ok>
     
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  8. Hash.

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    having looked at all aspects of the evidence ... exhibit a says windowlicker and exhibit b says widowlicker.

    the only doubt is pud wrote widow and probably meant window but got distracted by a malteaser.

    in conclusion we find you guilty of being the IRA sniper in Crossmaglen.
     
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    Desperate? By picking people up on their grammar/spelling like you are doing here?

    Instead of you boring the tits off everyone by telling me what you assume Pud meant, did you consider asking him what he meant?
     
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    <swerve>

    This is coming from the boring **** that tried to point-score with 'nearly a week' <doh>

    The 2 posts were different = not the same joke.

    Capiche?
     
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    So you are proposing that Pud was inferring that I licked Widows?

    <laugh>

    <rofl>
     
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    Doesn't matter, you're still wrong.

    You even posted the quotes.

    Enough smilies there Dev?
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

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    I think he meant Windowlicker otherwise it's not a joke is it you silly wee boy? Whoever heard of a Widow Licker?

    <laugh>
     
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    You said they posted the same thing.

    Did they?

    No.

    = You're wrong

    See how ****ing pathetic it is when someone tries to point-score over nothing?

    <nearly a week>
     
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    <doh>

    Well done kid, you just displayed what a pathetic little manchild you are.
     
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    I just did the same ****ing thing you did <doh>
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    <rofl> old man river skelping the French Virgin into next week <applause>
     
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    Go away you thick fat pointless arsesniffer <ok>
     
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    Did I? I picked YOU up on the "Nearly a week" comment because it was addressed directly to ME by YOU. Okay so far?

    You took a comment that was aimed at Monaco (Not YOU) and decided to try and be the pedantic wee fandan you normally are by ignoring the fact that what was said by Pud was clearly a typo.

    So ME showing you up for the nonsense that you directed at ME, is not the same as you jumping onto any comment I make to anyone else you stupid little Widowlicker.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    Sorry, I meant WIndowlicker.
     
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