Stop crying Frank Lampard

Loads of integrity.

At least they came back to find their unconscious captain that they forgot about when they initially fled the scene.

Pretty sure the false names they gave weren't silly Donald Duck-type names. Very grown up.

Pretty sure the (alleged) cocaine was Fairtrade & sustainably grown.

Think of the boost to the motor trade and the legal profession!

All very moral. No doubt their spin doctors will pick this up & turn crime into something fluffy, evidence will be lost etc. And let's not mention Mr Loophole, who'll be adding a couple of zeros to his normal charges for this one.

No doubt that the cover story will involve being startled by a 'spy' watching them from the pavement.

Karma. Such a huge drop from the moral high ground, eh?

 

From a Cardiff fan, "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"

Karma!!!

 

Fair does to the driver, I understand he was just following the white line at the time

 

What's this about drugs ? Knew them sheep shaggers couldn't have beat us legally.

 

Gone Dutch, well they like their drugs as well.