Stoopid Brits...

And its good ones too. Sure I've met your mail reading jingoist who sits in a hotel in Tuscanny moaning about having to eat Italian food and continental breakfast being ****e but equally met some cracking people who want to see what a foreign country has to offer and just enjoy it. In my experience there's more of the second group than the first.

Aren't those two types categorised nowadays as Brexiteers and Remainers?

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The first time I went to Spain, in 1980, the country was quite isolated from the rest of the world, and very inward looking - a bit like Norwich or Hull. Away from the Costas, absolutely no one knew a word of any language but their own, and I didn’t know one single word of Spanish. Not even the word for beer. Had a lot of fun trying to have conversations using only gestures, drawings etc. Like playing charades every time you wanted to speak to someone.

Now everywhere you go, there is always someone who can speak at least some English, but I make a point of learning at least “please”, “thank you”, “hello - goodbye”, and “how much for your sister” in the local language.
alcoholicos anonimos <cheers>
 
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Stupid Brits!

Stupid fùcking English you mean, surely.

It doesn't matter where you travel to, everybody hates the English.

FACT!
 
Northerners are the worst of the Brist, they always seem to be trying to show how hard they are by drinking more than they can hold and trying to start fights, until they fall down attempting to throw a punch. The British are also usually the most trampish looking.
The Scandi's beat them on the drinking front though, they can put it away.
No one likes the Italians.
This is rubbish.

The further south you go in Britain the more spasticfied the people become.

FACT!
 
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Worst countries tourists in order:

1) Chinese - they seem incapable of just going on a family holiday or a couple of mates, it’s always huge buses full of them descending on a place and ruining it for everyone else. The size of there tour groups is ridiculous. They bring there own food and expect it to be cooked for them, can’t swim so ruin boat trips, treat women like they don’t exist and spend the whole time burping and coughing up huge lumps of phlegm.

2) Russian - such a ridiculous level of rudeness. They will push in front of everyone, constantly act like they are ready for a fight and treat the locals like ****.

3) French - the superiority complex they have is so frustrating. They push in like the Russians, think they should always be first doing anything and spend a stupid amount of time telling everyone how the French version of xyz is so much better than what you can get in the country they are visiting. Add in never apologising when they are twats and they challenge the Russians for second spot.

The germans and English have there own issues as tourists but the three above comfortably take the crown for worst tourists around the world.
 
In Asia it seemed to be accepted that if the Chinese and Russians start to descend on a place the normal western crowd stopped coming as much which was worse for the local economy. Plenty of countries who want English tourists, particularly NE Asia and places further away than Europe tend to be excited to meet English people rather than having a negative view of English tourists. Not sure if that’s to do with the type of person who is more likely to go further abroad than Europe though!
 
Worst countries tourists in order:

1) Chinese - they seem incapable of just going on a family holiday or a couple of mates, it’s always huge buses full of them descending on a place and ruining it for everyone else. The size of there tour groups is ridiculous. They bring there own food and expect it to be cooked for them, can’t swim so ruin boat trips, treat women like they don’t exist and spend the whole time burping and coughing up huge lumps of phlegm.

2) Russian - such a ridiculous level of rudeness. They will push in front of everyone, constantly act like they are ready for a fight and treat the locals like ****.

3) French - the superiority complex they have is so frustrating. They push in like the Russians, think they should always be first doing anything and spend a stupid amount of time telling everyone how the French version of xyz is so much better than what you can get in the country they are visiting. Add in never apologising when they are twats and they challenge the Russians for second spot.

The germans and English have there own issues as tourists but the three above comfortably take the crown for worst tourists around the world.
French Canadians trump all three, arrogant mutha ****ers. Saffers aren’t far behind either.
 
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This is rubbish.

The further south you go in Britain the more spasticfied the people become.

FACT!
I spent my 20's and most of my 30's living and working in holiday resorts on the Med, you have 1 week holiday where you drink more than you can handle, etc etc.
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I've done that for a few months, why not, it's a constant flow of income during Nov-Mar when suckers with money are few on the ground. And even that probably beats whatever you've ever done in your life.
Ah ha ha ya fud. You worked in tourist trap resorts probably handing out tickets for free drinks to dunks at night and annoying cùnts, begging them to visit time shares during the day and you think you're life has been worthwhile.

You fùcking bummed a living all through 20s and most of your 30s ya fùcking moron. You have just admitted it.

And btw, you would be surprised by the amount of drink I can handle.

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Ah ha ha ya fud. You worked in tourist trap resorts probably handing out tickets for free drinks to dunks at night and annoying cùnts, begging them to visit time shares during the day and you think you're life has been worthwhile.

You fùcking bummed a living all through 20s and most of your 30s ya fùcking moron. You have just admitted it.

And btw, you would be surprised by the amount of drink I can handle.

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I could've sat on a toilet my whole life, ****ing into the bowl, and it would still be more than you've ever done.

And that last line, lol, you're too thick to realise you prove my point, you loser sad-sack.
 
I could've sat on a toilet my whole life, ****ing into the bowl, and it would still be more than you've ever done.

And that last line, lol, you're too thick to realise you prove my point, you loser sad-sack.
You did just that though ya fùcking bum. What a waste of clothes you've been eh. Mammy and Daddy Earn must be right proud.

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Ah ha ha ya fud. You worked in tourist trap resorts probably handing out tickets for free drinks to dunks at night and annoying cùnts, begging them to visit time shares during the day and you think you're life has been worthwhile.

You fùcking bummed a living all through 20s and most of your 30s ya fùcking moron. You have just admitted it.

And btw, you would be surprised by the amount of drink I can handle.

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I would like to distance myself here.

I wasn't handed any drinks vouchers from the pool boy.

As you were
 
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