Stoopid Brits...
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It is well known that all foreigners, wherever you are in the world, will understand you if you speak in English, very slowly and in a very loud voice, not forgetting to raise your eyebrows in the direction of any other Brits in the vicinity for understanding and support as you try to deal with the thick foreign **** in front of you 
Who cares, only people worth chatting to who can sort you out with stuff speak English anyway
Where you from sir?
Manchester
Manchester? Ahhh Rooney!
Yeah mate Rooney
Yeah Rooney, Rooney
Ok mate see ya later
Manchester
Manchester? Ahhh Rooney!
Yeah mate Rooney
Yeah Rooney, Rooney
Ok mate see ya later
Yup, and infact, last time we checked, back in 2016 I believe it was......48.11% of the UK were dribbling spastics
Northerners are the worst of the Brist, they always seem to be trying to show how hard they are by drinking more than they can hold and trying to start fights, until they fall down attempting to throw a punch. The British are also usually the most trampish looking.
The Scandi's beat them on the drinking front though, they can put it away.
No one likes the Italians.
The Scandi's beat them on the drinking front though, they can put it away.
No one likes the Italians.
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The Scots that have their annual holiday in Weymouth are ****ing tragic.
You should've been in Ibiza the summer following 'Ibiza uncovered'. Every fame hungry gutter-wallah seemed to descend on the place, you couldn't move for attention seeking twats.
That's not how you spell Wetherspoons mate
There are whole areas of the Canary islands that have been designed for British people, I genuinely think we are the worst, Germans close second. Same in Bulgaria Sunny Beach is chocc full of Brits and the places are designed around them.
In Europe maybe, go to the Caribbean and the Americans are ****ing ******ed. Also South America is full of ******ed Americans.
Don't worry though lads I'll be setting things straight....
The secret is to never go on package holidays and never stay in cheap hotels. Unless you end up in the same place as any of the cast off TOWIE or Love Island or in hotel where footballers or Jordan are staying you should be okay.
And whatever you do don’t go on a cruise as these attract the worst of every nationality and there is nowhere to escape from them.
Yup, and infact, last time we checked, back in 2016 I believe it was......48.11% of the UK were dribbling spastics
Think it was a bit higher than that tbh.
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And its good ones too. Sure I've met your mail reading jingoist who sits in a hotel in Tuscanny moaning about having to eat Italian food and continental breakfast being ****e but equally met some cracking people who want to see what a foreign country has to offer and just enjoy it. In my experience there's more of the second group than the first.
Must admit, i did get a bit sick of pastries on my journey exploring the region. However, once the sweet