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Breaking News,
After an absence of some 3 seasons after being abducted by a mysterious Welshman, 6 midfielders or dopplegangers were reportedly spotted in Clayton Wood.
Apparently, they are wandering around in an aimless fashion and do not appear to know each other with no communication amongst the group, no footballs were spotted at all.
It should be emphasised that this sighting is unconfirmed at this time.
Top investigative journalists from The Sentinel are believed to be rushing to the scene.
More later:
STOP PRESS
Sorry folks, false alarm, it turns out they were old age pensioners blackberry picking.
The search continues
After an absence of some 3 seasons after being abducted by a mysterious Welshman, 6 midfielders or dopplegangers were reportedly spotted in Clayton Wood.
Apparently, they are wandering around in an aimless fashion and do not appear to know each other with no communication amongst the group, no footballs were spotted at all.
It should be emphasised that this sighting is unconfirmed at this time.
Top investigative journalists from The Sentinel are believed to be rushing to the scene.
More later:
STOP PRESS
Sorry folks, false alarm, it turns out they were old age pensioners blackberry picking.
The search continues
