Stoke first up?

You can only hope.

 

Cheeky git Arabweed after you rocked up with your funny money last time and I paid all night.

 

You paid all night!!!! We met late afternoon, but you became wobble gob after 4 pints, plus I didn’t name you “every penny a prisoner Steve” for fck all

 

Brissie will be in the UK, looking for Parsley.

 

'course you will. You love, it know you do.

 

...........ffs

 

Cheeky soppy tart northern git lol!!

 

You're lucky he drank 4, because normally he's throwing his pints at people.......

 

You were too pissed to notice shaks so reign it in son.

 

True Steve, although as you are a 4 pint man, I'll have to take your word for it..

 

4 pints? That's ****ing embarrassing. That's not even like stretching before a workout

 

He is a southerner not slagging you though

 

South Londoner very different

 

Apologies